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<big>'''[[Pablo]][[File:Pablo-face.png|link=Pablo|48x48px]]''':.....I'M SORRY, WHO!?</big> | <big>'''[[Pablo]][[File:Pablo-face.png|link=Pablo|48x48px]]''':.....I'M SORRY, WHO!?</big> | ||
<big>'''[[Sita]][[File:Sita-face.png|link=Sita|42x42px]]''': | <big>'''[[Sita]][[File:Sita-face.png|link=Sita|42x42px]]''': Oh my god '''[[Kanni|KANNI]][[File:Kanni's_face_NEW.png|link=Kanni|58x58px]]'''!! SEE MY POINT, YOU ARE DUMB! *she puts her hand on her forehead*</big> | ||
<big>'''[[Pablo]][[File:Pablo-face.png|link=Pablo|48x48px]]''': Ok, *he looks at '''[[Sita]][[File:Sita-face.png|link=Sita|42x42px]]'''</big> with a serious face* <big>if we're gonna do this, we will need to act like civilized people. We cannot act toxic towards each other, we're a married couple for God Sake, so let's not insult each other. Anyways, were you seriously considering the 2nd option</big> | <big>'''[[Pablo]][[File:Pablo-face.png|link=Pablo|48x48px]]''': Ok, *he looks at '''[[Sita]][[File:Sita-face.png|link=Sita|42x42px]]'''</big> with a serious face* <big>if we're gonna do this, we will need to act like civilized people. We cannot act toxic towards each other, we're a married couple for God Sake, so let's not insult each other. Anyways, were you seriously considering the 2nd option</big> | ||
Latest revision as of 10:25, 16 May 2026
World 1 - The Green Hills
1-1 - The Dark Eye War
?????: Dear Diary, It's yet another wonderful day, I think I can safely say that I have recovered from all of the trauma I faced a year ago, now I live by myself, growing my wonderful crops. Every morning, I wake up, open the kitchen windows, see the morning sunbeams. I bake my breakfast as I hear the birds chirping their wonderful song that blesses me fluffy ears. Now, I finally feel safe, I feel hugged my life, away from her....however, I don't know how much this will last. After all, I still have to find out the truth I've been seeking..
Narrator: The sun rose and woke up every soul from Mouserelle with it's beautiful sun rays...well, except Sita
, because she didn't sleep at all. She stayed awake studying, she then goes outside to take a breath of air!
Sita
: *inhales the clean air* Who the hell even made me do this? I could have just relaxed and made a bubble bath for myself, buh!
Sita
: Well, just like, I put the others as my main priority over myself, hah, I'm SUUUCH a good person!
Sita
: Let me go over what I learned so far
Narrator:Sita
gets out her phone and starts to reads her notes.
Sita
: Let's see here...
Sita
: "The 6 Heroes we're very kind-hearted, doing good deeds all around Mouserelia.
Sita
: " They Guarded All of Mouserelia from evil spirits and all sorts of Villains"
Narrator: Suddenly, Sita's
book from Kanni
started to glow and rumble from her backpack.
Sita
: *she gets scared* What the hell!?
Narrator: She then quickly gets the book out of her backpack. The book was glowing, it was as if the book was magical. However, it then opened itself, and text appeared on a blank page.
Sita
: *completely weirded out* Holy shit, this is more than a book, it has magic!
Narrator: Sita
then proceeded to read the new page of the book
Sita
: "The heroes we're the Kind Angel Angelica, The Brave and Powerful Knight Kingstone, The Tricky Witch Hexxelle, The Smart Bookworm, Nerdeen, The Animal Lover Jezelle, and the mighty Leader Theodor."
Sita
: "However, during the Dark Eye War 100 years ago, the heroes was captured by Dark, and the Megan, the Queen of Mouserelia and the mother of Chrislanda
was assassinated by Dark, she was melted by the dark eye that Dark summoned, a painful way to die, and change the Monarchy of Mouserelia forever.
Sita
: Chrislanda
..... Chrislanda
is my grandmother, does this mean this is how my Great Grandmother died, why didn't I ever hear about this?
Sita
: "Dark's plan was successful, the queen was dead, the heroes were captured, all houses around Mouserelia were destroyed, people slept in the destroyed remains of their sweet place they once called their home, they suffered poverty"
Sita
: "Dark then put the heroes in a deep sleep, and started to use their powers for his own evil actions, will there ever be someone who will set the heroes free?"
Narrator: The book then proceeds to close itself. Sita's
face is as pale as a ghost, as she processes what she just heard.
Sita
: This is....freaking insane!
Sita
: As the Glorious Queen of Mouserelia, I shall not return empty handed, I shall rescue the 6 Heroes.
MEANWHILE
????: Sir, someone found the book we hid in that mine, it was a friend of Sita's
, who then gave the book to her.
????: Hmmm, is that so? It looks like I will have to pay my old foe a visit.
????: Very well, tell my daughter to be prepared to join in me.
????: Yes your Majesty.
1-2 - Unpleasant Visit
Narrator: Sita
was walking slowly, as she abandoned her castle without notifying anyone.


Sita
: *is looking around* Buuh, I never saw this much greenery in a while, maybe I should go outside more...or not!
Narrator: Suddenly, Sita
hears fast footsteps behind her, she turns around, wondering who it is. It was none other than her husband Pablo
.
Pablo
: *he takes a moment to take a breather, with him putting his hands on his knees out of exhaustion* Oh...my...GOOODNESS.....I THINK I JUST BURNED SOME CALORIES RIGHT THERE!
Sita
: I sure hope so, you're getting kinda fat!
Pablo
: *looks at her, being annoyed by what she just said* Ahem, anyways.
Sita
: What are you even doing here, you're not supposed to be here!
Pablo
: Well, I have just one simple question... * he then puts his hands on her shoulders and screams* WHERE THE HELL WE'RE YOU!??? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE KILLED BY SOME LUNATIC!
Sita
: STOPP YELLING AT ME WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE!?
Pablo
: BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T JUST DISAPPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!
Sita
: I DISAPPEAR WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT, I CAN GO ALONE IF I WANT TO, I WON'T GET KILLED OR SOMETHING JESUSSS!!
Pablo
: YOU'RE ROYALTY YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU NEED SOEMONE TO PROTECT YOU!
Sita
: I AM AN INDEPENDABLE WOMAN, I CAN GO WHERE I WANT WHEN I WANT, I NEED NO MAN TO PROTECT ME, NOW CAN WE STOP SCREAMING!?
Pablo
: *realizes how loud they were* Oh sorry, my bad, I didn't realize how loud we were..
Sita
: *looks at Pablo
with an annoyed face and then proceeds to roll her eyes* Dumb bitch!


Narrator: A big shadow then covered both Sita
and Pablo
from above, it was like a raincloud covered the sky. The two look up confused and see the one and only Dark, with his daughter that was standing on him like he was a platform.
Dark: Ah, why hello their, Sita
!
Sita
: *she looks at him with hatred* Dark.....
Dark: I see that you found a specific book that does not belong to you!!
Sita
: I know what you did to those heroes, and I am NOT giving the damn book back!
Pablo
: That's right, you heard her, it's ours now!
Narrator: Dark's daughter then proceeds to jump and land next to Sita
, lending on all fours. She then creepily gets up and tilts her hand while laughing like she was high.
Ponnowsita
: MwahahahaaaHAHAHAAAA, WHY HELLO THEREEE, BONJOURR, GREETINGSS!!
Sita
: Are we serious, I have to deal with you two!?
Ponnowsita
: *she does an overly expressive shocked face and then acts likes she offended* OH MY???? *gasps* AWWW, BOO HOOO, IT'S SO SADD, IT SEEMS SHITA
DOESSSN'T LIKE THAT I SHOWED UP TO THE PARTTYY, *gasps* Oooooooooh!!!!
Ponnowsita
: *she then pretends to talk to her flesh hands as if they were separate people* I heaaard she's in troubleee, isn't shee, hand?
Ponnowsita
: Ooooh, I heardd she has something that doesn't belong to heerr, we should brutally rip her head off and eat her flessh, don't you agree other handd??
Ponnowsita
: I LIKE THE IDEA OF HANDDD!!! *she looks at her hands with a silly expression and having her tongue out, drooling* Oh yesss Ponnowsita
, we love youu, HahahahahHAHAHAHAA-
Dark: *he then yells at her* ENOUGH! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SCYTZOPHRENIC SCHIZOPHRENIC ASS TO RUIN MY MOMMENT!
Ponnowsita
: *gets startled and hisses back at him*
Dark: Ahem...Well luckily for you, I won't try to get it back from you, but know this.
Dark: *he looks with a serious expression in Sita's
eyes* If you dare to get in my way by trying to play the hero of the story, and try to save the 6 heroes, I will make both of your lives hell!
Sita
: Well that's too damn bad, because I am not scared by your pointless threats, I will save the Heroes and restore the true glory of Mouserelia!
Sita
: Also I'm already in hell, I'm married to Pablo
!
Pablo
: Hahaa, I forgot to laugh!
Dark: Joke all you want about your shitty marriage Sita
, but you have just started a war. You will be the cause of the disappearance of this universe, I shall wipe every living creature on this planet, on every planet. My power is higher than you could imagine, and I'll do everything from stopping you win!
Sita
: *she looks bored and has a funny smile* Ugh, I think your mouth is larger than your powers at this point, I'm bored of your speech! * pretends to yawn*
Ponnowsita
: YOU BETTER TAKE MY DAD SERIOSULY YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Dark: You're so confident it seems, in that case, how about I make you fence some of my minions. ENEMIES, ATTACK!!
Narrator: Sita
and Pablo
both watch as 10 minions come with weapons, prepared to fight them!
Dark: Mwahahaa, I'm afraid this is where I have to say my goodbyes, goooood luck!
Narrator: Ponnowsita
got back on Dark and they left the area.
Sita
: *she then loads up her umbrella which is actually a gun, and prepares by aiming at one of the enemies* Luckily I also gave my weapon, my umbrella!
Pablo
: *is in guard* They will taste my punch!
Narrator: Sita
then fires a few bullets, missing most of them since her aim is very bad.
Sita
: FUCKING HELL!
Pablo
: *starts to laugh* You're aim so bad, oh my goodness! *is still laughing*
Sita
: I swear I'm gonna fucking shoot you.
Narrator: Suddenly, one of the enemies comes with a sharp weapon and almost stabs Sita
in the head
Pablo
: *he yells loudly out of anxiety* SITAA
, WATCH OUT!!
Narrator: Pablo
punches the enemy that was just about to hurt Sita
in time, leaving Sita
without a single scratch.
Sita
: *is petrified and impressed* I...did I almost die...Wow, that was impressive I guess, I MEAN I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF BU-
Pablo
: *sighs* You truly need to learn how to say the words "Thank you".
Pablo
: Let's just focus on defeating these enemies now.
Narrator: Sita
and Pablo
combined their strengths and then one by one defeated the rest of the enemies.
Sita
: *is proud of herself* The incredible Sita
again!! *she poses with her umbrella*
Pablo
: *looks at Sita
, thinking of how insanely cocky she is* ....So, now that we dealt with this, care to explain why you just decided to leave the castle, And what is up with that book? If Dark came all the way here for just that then it must be important.
Sita
: Well... It all started when Kanni
brought me this weird book, talking about some 6 heroes. Later on I discovered that this book was not at all fiction, but it was a book based on a real historical event. Dark is holding these Heroes who protected Mouserelia hostage, I am now going to save them and restore the true glory of Mouserelia.
Pablo
: *he looks at her weirdly, processing all the information he received* Wu-wa-whu-WHAT!?
Pablo
: You do realize that this is easier set than done right? This could take ages!
Pablo
: We're you planning to leave without me and abandon me!?
Sita
: * high-pitched voice* N-noooooooo...............
Pablo
: *he squints his eyes* You know you can't lie to me, I see through you like clear river water!
Sita
: PFFFFFTTT, Nah you blind as fuck boy, you didn't notice I was gone from our own castle for like, what has it been now, 6 hours?
Pablo
: *sighs and puts his hand on his forehead* It doesn't matter, I shall join you in this Journey and protect you!
Sita
: *rolls eyes* You always slow me down though!!
Pablo
: Sita
you were literally about to freaking get your brains spilled out by that minion of Dark's, you need someone by your side!
Sita
: UGGH, FINE!!! *she then puts her finger on his chest* But if you do something that will upset me I'm going solo!
Narrator: A realization hits Pablo
like an airplane crash, he then looks at his wife with eyes as big as basketballs*
Pablo
: WAIT......WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE CHILDREN!? WHO'S GONNA STAY WITH HUGGS
!?
Sita
: Oh shitt *she freezes there as she thinks of options* Well, either my grandma takes care of him or we fake our death and send him back to the Adoption Center with that other failed miscarriage
.
Pablo
:.....I'M SORRY, WHO!?
Sita
: Oh my god KANNI
!! SEE MY POINT, YOU ARE DUMB! *she puts her hand on her forehead*
Pablo
: Ok, *he looks at Sita
with a serious face* if we're gonna do this, we will need to act like civilized people. We cannot act toxic towards each other, we're a married couple for God Sake, so let's not insult each other. Anyways, were you seriously considering the 2nd option
Sita
: God you're so fucking dumb.
Pablo
:....................
Sita
:....................
Sita
: So yeah I'll tell my grandma to watch them later.
Pablo in his mind
: I need to learn how to tolerate her big personality...
1- 3 - Unhealthy Childhood
MEANWHILE
Servant: Sir Dark, it seems that they got passed your enemies easily!
Dark: *seems bothered by what he just heard* Hmm, I see, this is not the result I was expecting.
Dark: Bring me the losers that lost to that bitch, I'll teach them a lesson!
Servant: Well Sir...we can't really do that...
Dark: *looks with a serious and mad expression* I'm sorry, but I never asked you, I gave you a command, and you shall fulfill it unless you want me to bury you six feet underground!
Servant: W-W-W-Well Sir...what you are asking is physically impossible since they...they are dead...
Dark: *his anger quickly disappears* Ahh...Well in that case, send him to guard the entrance to Mousewoods..
MEANWHILE
Narrator: The two were walking together and admiring the beauty of the hills.
Pablo
: Sooo, what is exactly is your plan, where are we going?Sita
: Well, I just made a tiny back pack and I let my beautiful brain do the rest! I, of course, know everything, I'm sure that by trusting my instincts, we will get to the 6 Heroes!
Pablo
: *looks at her with a dull face* You have the survival instincts of an ocean sunfish.
Sita
: Buh, whatever, you'll thank me later!
Pablo
: .......
Narrator: Suddenly, they look in front of them and see that one of the bushes is moving. Pablo
screams loudly and bumps into Sita
.
Sita
: *starts to laugh* You scream like a little girl!
Pablo
: *is shivering* I, UH, GO AWAAY, WE ARE ARMEDD!
Sita
: You're a grown ass man by the way... It's probably just a stupid cat!
???: Ooh, I found it!
Narrator: Sita
then does a puzzled face, with her brain itching, thinking the voice they just heard is familiar, but can't remember who's it was, it was a child like voice.
Sita
: .... This voice sounds familiar
Narrator: Suddenly, a kid gets out of the bush, he glares at them confused, but then quickly smiles when he realizes who they were!
Kanni
: Oooh, Hi Mrs Huggs's
mother! :3
Sita
: Oh god, you're literally the last person I wanted to see right now!
Pablo
: What are you doing here, little one?
Kanni
: I was playing soccer with Huggs
!
Narrator: Both Sita
and Pablo
are shocked and displeased to hear that.
Sita
: Excuse me, What are you two doing so far from the Castle!?


Narrator: Huggs
then also comes out of the bushes
Huggs
: *had a huge smile on his face* Hi mommy, hi daddy!
Pablo
: Huggs
, son.... Uhm, It's not okay th-
Sita
: *starts to viciously yell* WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE YOU DOING YOU STUPID CHILD, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR GUTS OUT BECAUSE YOU, BEING THE ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT YOU ARE, DECIDED TO GO INTO THE WOODS LIKE THE DUMB WITHED KID YOU ARE!!
Huggs
: *his eyes start to get watery* S-Sorry mommy...I didn't realize how far we went...*looks at his mom with an innocent and scared face as tears run down his face* I was just playing with my ball!
Sita
: GIVE ME THAT BALL RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
Narrator: Pablo
stood there shocked, as Kanni
backed away and was behind Huggs's
back. Huggs
then hands the ball at Sita
quickly, with his hands shacking.
Sita
: You and Kanni
are forbidden from ever playing this again!
Kanni
:Well FUCK you too >:( !
Pablo
: Ohh my.... Who taught you such horrible language young lady?
Sita
: Enough! You two will return to the Castle!
Huggs
: But I-
Sita
: *looks at him dead in the eye* NOOOW!!
Kanni
: *looks at Huggs
with pity * It's fine Huggs
, she's not worth our time!
Narrator: Both children leave.
Pablo
: *he looks at his wife, feeling very bad for his son and anger* Sita
, why did you do that?
Sita
: Uhm well, he had it coming, we can both agree that what they did was unacceptable right?
Pablo
: Well that is true, but the way you handled the situation was straight up just bad parenting, put yourself in his shoes for once....
Pablo
: He's young, Sita
, he needs love, he needs to learn these things with empathy and care, this way, we're just going to make him distance himself from us, hell, even do it behind our back.
Sita
: *rolls her eyes* Ugh, I'm way too busy to care about his feelings, I have the whole world to save on my shoulders.
Pablo
: I don't give a damn about what world you have to save, you took the responsibilities to care for him and raise him when we adopted him, it was your choice, it was something you agreed to.
Sita
: Ugh, whatever, now are we just going to stand here and talk or what?
1- 4 - Entrance of Mouseewoods
Narrator: It seems like the two kids hid behind some trees.
Huggs
: * is sitting on the grass and then starts to cry hopelessly* Kanni
... *sniff* we should really return to the castle!
Kanni
: Are you really going to listen to her after how she treated you today?
Huggs
: *hic* Well I don't I will get yelled at again! *puts his head into his knees out of sadness*
Kanni
: C'mon dude you can't stay here and look this pathetic, let's do something fun, I suggest we follow them!
Huggs
: *he looks at her* WHAT, NUH UH!! *gets up* WE'LL GET INTO MORE TROUBLE, AND SHE'S RIGHT, WHAT IF WE MEET WITH SOME MEANIES?
Kanni
: I'll protect you with my strength *takes his hand* c'mon now :3
MEANWHILE
Narrator: Our two protagonists reached the entrance of Mouseewoods, Pablo
was still upset about the situation that occurred earlier, while Sita
truly acted like nothing happened.
Pablo
: Hmmm, where are we?
Sita
: * She gets angry* Uhmm, well, if you have these things called EYES, you can see that we are at the entrance of MOUSEEWOODS!!
Pablo
:..... :(
Sita
: Anyways, buh I hate these trees, are they even good at something !? I like rocks more!
Pablo
:. Well, in one year a mature tree will absorb more than 48 pounds of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and release oxygen in exchange and are used to make wood-based furniture! They serve as a beautiful home for animals l-
Sita
: Jesus fucking Chris, chill! I didn't ask for your annoying blathering *sighs* you freaking nerd!
Pablo
:*feels hurt by her words*
Pablo
: Have you ever heard of photosynthesis!?
Sita
: *has a confused look, she looks at him and shrugs* I don't remember.
Sita
: Are you referring at like, taking a picture or something?
Pablo
: Well no wonder you like rocks so much, your IQ is the same as one.
Sita
: Did you say something?
Pablo
: *He starts to feel like he is sweating a bit as he feels a chill in his bones from fear* Uhmm...no nothing at all!
????? ???: STOP THIS INSTANT!!
????? ???: YOU'RE SHALL NOT PASS! ME WILL STOP YOU!!
Sita
: *she observes the creature* Umm....who are you supposed to be?
????? ???: ME AM THE GREAT MACHO MON
! DARK HIRED I TO CRUSH YOU'RE INTO PEACES!!
Macho Mon
: ME MUSCLES WILL MAKED YOU'RE WISH YOU'RE DIDN'T EXIST


Sita
: Bro definitely dropped school or skipped his Duolingo lessons!
Macho Mon
: ME, MACHO MON
CAN'T YES NOT UNDERSAID US
Macho Mon
: YOU'RE PEACES CARP OF CAN GO DIE IN A PIT THE FIRE LIKE THE JERKIES YOU'RE IS!
Pablo
: *is completely bewildered* Wha-Whu- WHAT!? That's it, my brain hurts, we will defeat you!
1- 5 - Downfall of the Macho
Narrator: The battle was tense, Pablo
was heavily punching Macho Mon's
legs trying to make him trip while Sita
was loading bullets in her umbrella and preparing to shoot, however like always, she misses all of her bullets.
Pablo
: *looks at Sita
irritated* Could you not all your fucking bullets!?
Sita
: *rolls her eyes* Hmmph, it's their fault!
Macho Mon
: GRAAAGHHH!!
Narrator: Macho Mon
rushes towards Pablo
and knocks him back, making Pablo
fall to the ground. He then attacks and hits Pablo
really hard with his dumbbell.
Pablo
: *groans*
Sita
: *gasps loudly* How could you do this to my husband you sick bitch? ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO HIT HIM!
Macho Mon
: ME CARE NOT, MYSELF KFC THE PABLO
!!!
Sita
: *reloads her gun again* This time I won't miss, YOU HEAR ME!?
Narrator: Sita
prepares to shoot Macho Mon
, she takes aim and successfully shoots him in the leg.
Macho Mon
: *screams loud and falls to the ground holding his leg* NOOOOOO, WOMAN YOU ME PIERCED WITH THING!!!
Macho Mon
: GRAAAAH...ME DEFEATEDD....
Pablo
: *tries to stand up and is in pain* Argh....Sita
, help..... me stand.. up!
Sita
: Buh, help yourself, you're man!!
Sita
: *sighs* C'mon, let's get out of here and into Mouseewoods, we have no time to loose!
1- 6 - Forest Sunrays
?????: Dear Diary, sorry for a 2nd entry of today, but I am extremely sad, some evil fiends ate some of my crops that I've worked so hard on these couple of months! I used a lot of substances that would keep away any bug or animal from eating them, the only explanation would be either a thief or a m-....
Narrator: The two were walking in the woods. You could hear the frogs croaking, the birds chirping, and the sounds of wild animals. The sounds of the leaves and twigs that have fallen, now being stepped on by Sita
and Pablo
, truly a mix of the most relaxing forest sounds.
Pablo
: I'm worried....
Sita
: *she smirks and looks at him* Hah, And why is that?
Pablo
: *looks at the floor with a worried face* Well, it's about what Dark said when we met with him earlier...
Sita
: *she starts to burst out laughing* ARE YOU SERIOUSS!? BAHAHAHAHAA!!
Sita
: WE'VE FACED HIM AND HIS UTTERLY PATHETIC MINIONS BEFORE!!
Pablo
: Yeah I know, we won many times but, something felt awfully more intimidating than usual...
Sita
: *puts her hands on his cheeks* Aww boo-hoo! What's he gonna do to you, is he gonna turn you into a stick, oooh puh-leeassee!
Pablo
: *lowers his voice out of embarrassment* Uhm I know that was meant to be a joke but that would actually be pretty scary..yeah..
Sita
: Ugh, Oh my god I got married to such a pussy!
Narrator: Suddenly, a bunch of Carnivorous Plants get out of the ground and screech at our two characters!
Pablo
: *gets startled* Ah damn, watch out for the carnivorous plants!
Sita
: Hmm, are these more of Dark's foolish clowns, fine by me, let's give them the same treatment like we did with the other ones!
Narrator: Sita
kills most of the plants with her bullets, as Pablo
tries to dodge and punch all the plants. Thankfully, they succeeded really fast since the plants were also very young and weren't too powerful.
Sita
: *is very proud of herself* Mwahaha, suckerss!!
Pablo
: crosses his arms* Hmmph, for once your aim was quite well!
Sita
: Uuuh, duuuh, I always do that!
1- 7 - Attack of the 3 Plants
Narrator: Our protagonists made their way out of the forest, they looked at the sky, they could see everything clearly now, without any trees blocking it.
Sita
:*jumps out of excitement* HELL YEAAH, NO MORE WOOODS!
Sita
: WE ARE OUT OF THOSE DAMN WOODS!
Pablo
: Well, I'm a bit sad we didn't get to see Speechless Woods, that's my favorite zone!
Sita
: *she raises her voice and looks at him* AW HELL NAH! I'm not setting foot in that place, it's haunted, people had many ghost sightings there, like that weird bride thing!
?????: GO AWAY, YOU AIN'T EATING ANYTHING OUT OF MY GARDEN YOU FIEND!!
?????: I SWEAR THE GOD YOU FREAKING CARNIVOROUS PLANTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS!
Pablo
: I think we jinxed it
Sita
: *she rolls her eyes and lets out an annoyed groan* UGGGH, can't we get a break for once*
Sita
: Hmmm... Wait a minute, I recognize that high-pitched annoying bitch scream.
Narrator: Sita
and Pablo
ran quickly to where the screams came from.


Carnivorous Bro 1
: C'mon pretty, I won't do anything to you, or will I? You kinda hot not gonna lie!
Saila
: *gasps* How dare you? Shut up your annoying mouth you omnivorous pervert!
Carnivorous Bro 1
: C'mon sugar cube, if you gives us some..... or all of your veggies we won't hurt you, or eat you, maybe you can come to my house later, *casually winks at her*
Carnivorous Bro 1
: I do get all the baddies, you can stay with me all the night ( please kiss me)
Saila
: *is flabbergasted in the nerve they have* You look uglier than a blob-fish....AND YOU WOULD EAT ME FOR DESERT! ALL YOUR "BADDIES" ARE YOUR FUTURE SNACKS
Carnivorous Bro 1
: I will eat you for dessert..wink wink ;)


Saila
: EWWWW!
Carnivorous Bro 3
: Ermmm actually, Oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus
has white fluffy fur, and red eyes, meaning she is an albino bunny, so she would NOT BE A DESSERT, SHE IS AN ANI-
Carnivorous Bro 2
: *looks at his brother with hatred* Shut the fuck up Martzipalio, this why our mom hates you!
Carnivorous Bro 1
: Yeah that's why Dad left to get the milk!
Saila
: Well if that's the case I'm gonna go look for your dad then.
Carnivorous Bro 3
: Ermmm actually, Our father Hozoprotis Planytusoc the II left in 2003 randomly at 9:04 PM randomly, we actually don't know why he left, it's stupid to assume he left for milk out of all things.
Carnivorous Bro 1
: *is over his brothers* The only thing that's stupid is you, and this bitch for refusing to cooperate with such charming men like us!
Saila
: HEY! I I AM NOT STUPID!
Sita
: Uhmmm.....suureee....
Saila
: *turns around and smiles* Oh goodness Sita
, please help me get these perverted asses out of my garden!
Carnivorous Bro 2
: Ahh shit!
Carnivorous Bro 1
: OK plan B, if you don't give us your crops, WE WILL EAT YOU!
Carnivorous Bro 3
: Ermmm actually, This actually plan C, we decided at 5:45 PM that this will be our Plan C on the date of June 28th, 2024 and we al-
Carnivorous Bro 1
: Marztipalio, please kill yourself at June 30th, 2024 and at the hour of whatever the fuck the time is in this moment!
Carnivorous Bro 3
: Ermmm actually-
Carnivorous Bro 1
: Ermmm actually YOU'RE ADOPTED.
Carnivorous Bro 1
: NOW LET'S MAKE THIS WHITE THING SCREAM FOR HER LIFE!
Sita
: HEY!
Sita
: I, queen of Mouserelia and my pathetic husband will defeat you!
Pablo
: What the actual f-
Carnivorous Bro 1
Very well now, Dinner's served!
Saila
: *runs for her life and goes into other house*
1- 8 - The Peculiar Flying Tree
Narrator: The 3 Carnivorous Bros
quickly tried to eat Sita, she then quickly used her umbrella as a shield. The 3rd brother bit her umbrella and then Sita
cleverly lifted her umbrella, stabbing the 3rd brother in his mouth!
Carnivorous Bro 3
: AAAHHHH!
Sita
: HAHAHA, YOU GOT SERVED!
Carnivorous Bro 3
: *struggles to talk* Erm actually......you're correct. * he kneels to the ground*
Carnivorous Bro 1
: *he gets very angry* DAMN IT MARTZIPALIO
Narrator: One of them was down, the other two had a way tougher time fighting now that they had to drag their brother around. The 2nd brother viciously tries to attack Sita
but then blocks his attack with her umbrella. The first brother also tries to do the same but she also blocks that attack as well. Sita
then prepares to shoot however she gets knocked by the 2nd brother and falls to the ground. Sita
then looks at the sky, as she sees the first brother approaching like a missile, prepared to eat her, but then Pablo
heroically punches the 2nd brother and makes him pass out. As Sita
sees the 2nd brother perish, she feel relief and tries to get up.
Sita
: Ughhh *moans out of pain* Fuuuck, my back hurts.
Pablo
: Let me help you *he goes on his knees and offers her a hand*
Narrator: While Pablo
does that, the first brother swings and knocks both of them out like bowling pins, making them bleed from his spiky thorns. Both of them are unarmed and are on the floor, too weak to fight.
Carnivorous Bro 1
: *starts laugh and feel happiness* HAAHAAAHAAA, FOOOOLSS, THIS IS THE END OF YOUR LIVES, YOU WILL BECOME MY WELL DESERVED DINNER!
Narrator: The 1st brother then goes in for the bite but then...
Carnivorous Bro 1
: *sees something from far away* WHAT THE FU-
Narrator: A Floating tree then viciously hits him so hard that his body snaps, as the tree crashes exactly into Saila's
house, same could be said for the 1st brother, who sadly was killed by the attack.
Sita
: *looks at Saila's
house* What....the actual fuck happened!? *she gets up slowly, she then looks at her wounds* fucking hell, I need bandages.
Pablo
: *he also tries to fly with his, he succeeds but cannot fly straight, he is very confused and dizzy* Where did that tree even come from!?
Narrator: Saila
then gets out of the house in a hurry as she has a mortified face. She then sees Carnivorous Bro 1's
lifeless body bleeding, full of bricks and concrete dust, as well as inspecting her house.
Saila
: *she screams loudly* BY THE SAINTS, HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN...MY HOUUUSE!! *she puts her hands at her mouth* IT'S A RUIN NOW!
Pablo
: Flying trees, huh? Never seen that one before!
Saila
: *turns around and inspects her friends* My oh my, you guys are really injured! *looks at her house with sadness* Come, come in my house, or at least what's left of it, I shall treat your wounds!
Narrator: Saila
makes both of them sit in her bed that was filled with fallen parts of the ceiling, she then cleaned their wounds and bandages them, as well as giving them pain killers. They also started to talk to each other, and Sita
told her friend all about their adventure.
Saila
: I've heard about this before, I learned about it when I was 17, it is a subject I've been very interested in for a long time
Pablo
: Hah, well go figure, it seems we already have something in common!
Saila
: *continues to talk as she presses on Pablo's
wound* It's a Historical Event many people exaggerate the events of, with some getting the story wrong and spreading misinformation! *she looks at Pablo
and smiles* Nice to meet you by the way, I always wondered how Sita's
husband is!
Sita
: *gets pissed by her comment* HEEY, DON'T YOU DARE STEAL HIM, HIS FEATHERED ASS IS MINE!
Saila
: *does a blunt expression* Chill I'm not going to steal your man okay!?
Saila
: *sighs* But anyways, I wanted to propose that I join you two on this Journey, I think it would be a great opportunity for me to learn more about this event and to potentially meet the 6 Heroes in person!
Narrator: Sita
suddenly starts to burst out laughing, the other two are left very confused.
Sita
: I'm sorry *points at her with a funny expression on her face* YOUUU, JOIN US!???
Saila
: *feels a bit embarrassed* I...I don't see why that's funny!
Sita
: GIIIIRRRL *puts her hand over her mouth trying to stop herself from laughing* you are WEAAAAAK!!!
Saila
: I know I seem like a weakling, but I can defend myself if I really have to.
Sita
: Bitch. -__-
Sita
: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SAILA
!? YOU COULDN'T DEFEND YORUSELF FORM THOSE GARDEN HOES!
Saila
: *Sighs*, please Sita
, I am really desperate to make me apart of your team!
Pablo
: Let's let her join.
Sita
: *looks at him with a bothered look* Are we serious!? BUT SHE'S PATHETIC!
Pablo
: I think she will be a very good addition to the team.
Sita
: *is extremely pissed* OOOOOooooooh ok, I see what's going on, you find her attractive, you asshole!
Pablo
: *he yells out* THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT'S HAPPENING!
Sita
: YES IT IS, YOU WANT HER IN OUR TEAM BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK HER AND FORGET ABOUT ME!
Saila
: *blushes out of embarrassment* W-WHAT THE HELL!? EWW NOOO THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Pablo
: SITA
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, STOP BEING JEALOUS!!
Pablo
: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT JUST THE TWO OF US CAN PULL THIS OF? WE'RE VERY DUMB, WE WILL NEED PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COOK LIKE HER!
Narrator: After a heated argument, all of them agreed to make Saila
part of the team.
Sita
: Ugh.. *rolls her eyes* FINNEEE SHE CAN JOIN!! Grab your stuff quickly, we wanna head out, we are very close to the Gate of Mouseedesert
1- 9 - Child Voices
Narrator: It was already Midnight, Saila
has grabbed all her belongings in a bag and the 3 made their way to the gate, luckily, they were very close to reaching it.
Sita
: *looks at herself in the mirror* Mmmm...yess, I am so pretty like always!
Pablo
: *looks ahead* Ladies, We're almost at the gate!
Sita
: HOW DARE YOU NOT COMPLIMENT MY LOOKS!?
Pablo
: OH SO I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TOO NOW!?
Saila
: *seems a bit bothered by something* Hmm....*she hears something* GUYS SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING!
Narrator: Everyone goes silent, they both could hear two Child like voices coming from the gate.
?????: Miss, please let us pass, we need to pas this gate or else my parents will found out that I'm not home!
??????????: YOU LOOK TASTY!!! BUT NAH, NOPE, NEVER, NUH UH, GO CRY AT YOUR MOMMY!
Saila
: *she realizes who it is* Sita that's your son's voice, he must be in trouble!
Pablo
: Yeah it is indeed him, I know his voice.
Sita
: WHAT, OOOOH WHEN I GET TO HIM HE'S GONNA FACE HELL!
Pablo
: *grabs Sita
* No, no you won't he had enough, let me handle it this time!
1-10 - We meet again, other me!
Narrator: The 3 ran as fast as they could through the grassy sand, as they were close to the gate, where there's both sand and grass, as they are entering Mouseedesert.Huggs
: *has a very innocent face* Please, we beg you! Let us pass!
Ponnowsita
: *roars* HUUUUAAAGAHHHH! Go away before I eat you like pepperoni pizza!
Kanni
: *Starts to cry loudly* You're a mean, mean, MEAN lady!
Ponnowsita
: *laughs psychotically* CRY ABOUT IT, GO PLAY WITH YOUR LITTLE DOLLIES, THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Sita
: *she yells out* STOP RIGHT THERE, PUSSYSHITA
!!
Ponnowsita
: *she looks at her with a sly look and then touches her face with her hands* Well, well, well, if it isn't my archnemesis, Shita
.......
Narrator: Ponnowsita
feels anger only seeing Sita's
face, same could be said for Sita
and her friends when seeing Ponnowsita
Sita
: LET US PASS THE GATE!
Ponnowsita
: *giggles loudly and then turns her head around* Mwahahah you BIIITCCH, I am not your mirror, huueeggheheheheh!!!
Saila
: *has a serious face expression and looks her dead in the eye* Ponnowsita
, please let us pass this instant!!
Ponnowsita
: *looks around and smiles* Y'know what, SURRREEEEE!
Saila
: Wait, * has a fake glimpse of hope and smiles* REALLY!?
Ponnowsita
: NO YOU DUMB, PATHETHIC, OVERLY STUPID BITCH, WOMAN, KAREN!!! IT IS NOT THAT EASY, FIRST I WILL HAVE TO DEFEAT YOU ALL, THEN EAT YOU LITTE CORPSES...Oooooooh, my oh my am I craving fresh FLESSSSSHHHH AND BLLOOOOooooOOOoooooDDDDHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ponnowsita
: Hehe, and now, for the moment we all waited for, It's time to send you and you're *she mocks her* AWWW SO PPREECIOUSS FRIENDDDS, IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!
Sita
: *she then loads her umbrella and looks at Ponnowsita, feeling nothing but rage* WE ARE READY TO PUT AN END TO YOUR USELESS LIFE!
Pablo
: *Pulls the kids aside* Kids, you go hide, we will handle it!
Huggs
: *looks at him with a worried* But daddy, I don't want you to get hurt :( *hugs him*
Pablo
: *closes his eyes and pushes his son aside *Go now, you'll be the one getting hurt if you stay here any longer*
Ponnowsita
: *she gets on all fours and summons her rats* May you BURN IN HELL!!
1-11 - Reveal of the 24 Shards
Narrator: The battle was very hard to win, The 3 heroes we're struggling a lot to keep up with Ponnowsita's
speed.
Sita
: *can barely walk because of exhaustion* Arghhh.... No, I cannot lose this battle! *she loads her gun again and shoots in Ponnowsita
, however all the bullets don't seem to have any effect at all*
Pablo
: *rushes to punch Ponnowsita
* HYAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Narrator: Ponnowsita's
rats jump on Pablo
, blinding him and making him trip over a rock.
Saila
: *is looking around worried and overwhelmed* Ahhh, erm, what to do, what to do........ummmmm.......
Saila
: What can I even do as a normal rabbit!?.... *she thinks while chaos is happening in the distance* AHA, BINGO!!
Saila
: TAKE THIS!!
Narrator: Saila
throws a tomato at Ponnowsita
. She looks stupidly at Saila
while she starts laughing psychotically
Saila
: *takes 2 steps back and is full of anxiety* Oh no, I made a huge mistake!!!
Narrator: Saila
tries to block the attack with her hands, doing an X in front of her head while starting to shiver in fear.
Narartor: The two children as always, did not listen at all, and returned to the battlefield. Huggs
was behind a tree, while he saw his dad on the floor, his mom barely fighting and Saila
about to be brutally hit by Ponnowsita
Huggs
: Hmmmph, I might be little, but that doesn't mean I can't attack! *he runs from there, leaving Kanni
alone and then prepare to attack with his bamboo stick*
Narrator: Huggs
then proceeds to go fight and bonks Ponnowsita
in the head, blocking her big attack that was planned to be released on Saila
Ponnowsita
: Oww! *looks around to see who was the one who hit her* WHICH ONE OF YOU SLIMY, FOOLISH, IDIOTIC CREATURES DID THIS!?
Narrator: Huggs
then rushes and hits her in the face again.
Kanni
: *is very proud of him and starts to cheer from the sidelines* YES C'MON, SHOW HER WHO'S THE KING!
Huggs
: DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY PARENTS!
Ponnowsita
: *groans* YOU'RE AS MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS AS YOUR "MOMMY"
Sita
: *sticks her tongue out* Who the fuck asked you bitch!?
Narrator: Kanni
stand there doing nothing, watching the fight, she felt useless and pathetic as she always does.
Ponnowsita
: *growl like a beast and stands on all fours, with her tails swinging in the air* GRAAAUHHHH, THAT'S IT, I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CLOWNS, BUFFOONS, BITCHESSS!
Narrator: She quickly jumps on Sita
like a feral animal and knocks her to the down, she then proceeds to hit her with her staff, making Sita
scream and bleed*
Huggs
: *he quickly lets go of his bamboo and screams* MOMMMY NOOO!
Ponnowsita
: THIS IS THE END OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE!
Narrator: Ponnowsita
puts her leg on Sita's
back pushing her into the ground. and starts to hit Sita
repetitively.
Sita
: Grghh..ghhh * struggles to fight back*.
??????????: NOBODY IN THIS WORLD WILL ATTACK OR HURT MY GRANDDAUGHTER
!!
Narrator: Ponnowsita
gets shot with a poisoned dart in her back, making her pass out. Sita
is full of blood on the ground and is dizzy.
???: Granddaughter
, oh I was so worried when I didn't see you in the castle, You didn't return for a lot of time!


Sita
: *feels a bit of comfort hearing her* Ehmm...who's that... I...recognize your voice! *she then sees who it is and smiles*
Sita's Grandma
: It's me, your grandma
Sita
: *shocked to see her grandma here* GRANDMA!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Saila
: *quickly runs and gets on her knees looking at Sita
worried* Oh my gosh Sita
, how could she do this to you?
Sita
: *is annoyed by her question* Bruh she's a villain of course she's gonna want to kill me, NOW HELP ME GET UP YOU BITCH!
Saila
: *gets upset hearing her attitude* You know, from time to time, it wouldn't kill you to ask nicely!
Narrator: Saila
helps Sita
get up and sees her grandma!
Saila
: Chrislanda
, I am so glad you are here :3
Chrislanda
: Yes, I'm glad too dear, I haven't seen your young beautiful face in a while!
Sita
: *makes a sound of annoyance* God I just want to be alone!
Narrator: Everybody sits down as talks.
Kanni
: Mrs Huggs's
mother, this your grandmother!? Wait, aren't 56 Mrs Huggs's
mother?
Sita
: Uhmm no, I'm 18, just look at my diva body!
Pablo
: ..... -__-
Kanni
: Hmmm...Than how old is....SHE? *points at Chrislanda
*
Chrislanda
: Ehrm *blushes out of embarrassment* I'm......103, haha!
Kanni
: * is shocked and gasps cutely* 113!? Aren't you supposed to be in a museum right now!? Or no, that's for dinosaurs..... ARE YOU A DINOSAUR!?
Chrislanda
: *blushes and finds her adorable* No sweetheart, I'm a rat! Why, you are quite the adorable little one, aren't you sweetie :)
Kanni
: But how are you so old but so pretty and still living, I heard that many people die after 70-90.
Chrislanda
: *laughs and looks at Kanni
with love* It's a long story, sweetiepie, I'll be sure to tell it one day, after all, I will join you and Sita
on this adventure!
Sita
: Bitch.
Pablo
: Oh really? I'm glad we will get to spend more time with you Chrislanda
!
Sita
: Uhmm, who invited you to join our Journey Grandma, and how do you even know of it?
Chrislanda
: *has a sudden change of emotion, looking a bit sad* Oh my... I'm sorry, I didn't think of the posibillty of you not wanting me here!: *has a sudden change of emotion, looking a bit sad* Oh my... I'm sorry, I didn't think of the posibillty of you not wanting me here!
Chrislanda
: And to answer your question dearie, I met up with the kids an hour ago, and they told me about it, I came searching for all of you. My old heart couldn't handle the anxiety of half of the castle going missing!
Pablo
: *is very confused. He then does the thinker position* Ok soo.. hold on a second, the kids told you about our journey!?
Kanni
: *awkwardly laughs* Heheeeh... so we kinda spied on you the whole time!
Huggs
: *rushes to hug his mom out of guilt* I'M SO SORRY MOMMY I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A BAD KIDD I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU MAD! *starts to cry pathetically ( again )*
Sita
: * groans* UUUUGH IT'S FINNE, you did kinda kick ass in that fight so at least I owe you that.
Huggs
: *his eyes light up like fireflies out of excitement and happiness* YAAAY, MOMMY IS PROUD OF MEE! :3
Kanni
: YIPPEE *hugs Huggs
tightly and squishes him* I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!
Sita
: Yeah exactly girl, go and so stuff appropriate for elderly people, like fall for stupid ai videos like other people your age!
Chrislanda
: Oh sweetie, you have not a single clue on what I can help you on, I lived to see the 6 heroes with my own face when I was young!: Oh sweetie, you have not a single clue on what I can help you on, I lived to see the 6 heroes with my own face when I was young!
Saila
: She's right Sita
, she will help us a lot!
Sita
: Ugh, FINNEEE I SUPPOSE, BUT DON'T GET IN THE WAY!
Huggs
: Uhmm, guys?
Narrator: Everyone turns around and sees Huggs
looking at something on the floor
Pablo
: *looks at the thing on the floor and inspects it( What the hell is that?
Saila
: *analyzes it* Hmmm.. it looks like a piece of glass
Chrislanda
: Hmmmph, so a shard, you say?: Hmmmph, so a shard, you say?
Chrislanda
: We should pick it up carefully, we cut our hands!: We should pick it up carefully, we cut our hands!
Narrator: Chrislanda
gets down slowly and takes a lot to place the shard into her hands, Sita
then becomes very annoyed and takes action.
Sita
: *snatches the shard away from violently* UGHH, GIVE ME THAT!
Narrator: It was a shard that Sita
picked up. The shard then entered the book Sita
didn't bother to return to the library.
Narrator: Then the book turned to the blank pages of the book and then some writing appeared on the second page.
Sita
: "Goodluck on your adventure on finding all of the 24 shards all around Mouserelia to find the 6 Heroes.
Sita
: "This is the Mouserelle shard, I will guide you. Who am I you might ask, I am Theodor from the future who wrote this with magic ink that only appears when you find a Heroic Shard".
Sita
: ".The next shard in the land of snakes and scorpions, that is hotter that usual."
Sita
: Holy shit, well let me think, It is either Mouseedesert or Ratzinferno. While the hottest place in Mouserelia is Ratzinferno, it does not have snakes and scorpions like Mouseedesert, so we are on the right track!
Chrislanda
: Granddaughter
, I'll be joining you! I talked with Harty, she will take care of Mouserelle.
Huggs
: I'll join as well!
Kanni
: OOH OOH, CAN I COME TOO? :3
Sita
: UHM, NO, Y'ALL ARE NOT COMING, THIS IS NOT A BABYSITTING CLUB!
Pablo
: *looks at her with a serios face* Sita
....he is our son, and he proved himself to be worthy of this adventure.
Sita
: Ughh okay fine but this cherry blossom bitch doesn't belong here, I'm not gonna take care of her!
Kanni
: * a deep wave of sadness hits her* Wha......Why...Why does no one like me!! *looks at the floor*
Saila
: *sees very irritated by her mean comments* Then I'll take care of her!
Chrislanda
: *feels bad for Kanni
* Count me as well, I will make sure she doesn't get a single scratch!
Sita
: *annoyed that everyone wants Kanni
to join* Yeah yeah okay, fine.
Pablo
: I'd suggest going back to Saila's
, it's almost 2 AM, we need to rest. We will go to Mouseedesert tomorrow.
Saila
: Haha..well my house is...not in it's best state right now but we'll manage just for one night.
Narrator: Everyone headed back to Saila's
. Most of them fell asleep immediately after all that happened today, however, someone stayed up.
Saila
: Dear Diary, this the 3rd entry today, I know it's a lot of writing today haha... I don't even know where to begin, so much happened today. My house got destroyed by a giant tree that came from absolutely no where, the plants attacked me and almost ate me and my friends, and now, I am going on an adventure with my friend Sita
and 4 other people that i hold very dear to my heart. I had to make up a story about why I truly joined.... they can't know...they can't know about my history....Now, I truly joined the Journey, to learn the cold hard truth.
Additional Information
Created by: Happy
Wrote by: Happy
Released on: June 27th, 2024
Remaked Released on: March 1st, 2026
Story is: Main Story
Characters
Sita
( Main Character )
Pablo
( Deuteragonist )
Saila
( Side Character )
Kanni
( Side Character )
Huggs
( Side Character)
Chrislanda
( Side Character )
Dark ( Villain )
Ponnowsita
( 2nd Villain )
Macho Mon
( Side Villain )
Carnivorous Bros
( Bad Guy )
Flying Tree (Protagonist )
