World 6 - Cosmofloria
World 6 - Cosmofloria
6 - 1 - "Your Past Heartbreak shall be felt again"
Narrator: After the sad, tragic, and twisted events of Sita's
adventure in Buzami, the crew returned to Mouserelle.
Sita: Ok that's....huh.....weird...
Saila
: Yeah........."The next shard is in space, where your past heartbreak shall be felt again"
Sita: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Pablo
: Honey, calm down!
Sita: STOP CALLING ME THAT AFTER YOU BETRAYED ME.....YOU CHEATER!
Pablo:Ch....CHEATER!?
Sita: YOU TOOK SAILA'S SIDE AND NOT MINE, THEREFOR YOU CHEATED ON ME, GO NOW, YOU KISS HER AND LET HER BE YOUR DARLING...YOU CAN FUCK HER TOO IF YOU WA-
Saila: Sita for fuck sake the only thing we need right now is your screaming, it's already enough that you caused such a scene yesterday!
Chrislanda
: And could we tone down the swearing if possible my dearies.....It's...*looks down at the ground* making me a bit uncomfortable.
Sita: Bro we barely got rid of Nénuphar
Sybau!
Chrislanda: Sybau.......Is that....a, what do you call them....a singloid?
Kanni
: A vocaloid you boomer! AND SYBAU IS A SAYING!
Chrislanda: Oh......Sorry sweetie, I am old and do not know these...modern sayings....
Kanni: Oh my Tralalero Tralala.....
Chrislanda: Tray....lay.......Tally.......WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Huggs: *rolls his eyes* Don't bother about it.....It's stupid anyway.....
Chrislanda: *is a bit confused* I mean.... if you say so....
Kanni: *smiles* Nice new look!
Huggs: Thank you, I needed a new one.
Chrislanda: *looks at Huggs with admiration* My oh my Huggs, you grew up so fast
Sita: Everyone shut the fuck up I need to concentrate, i can't get mad or else I'll start having wrinkles!
Kanni: Yea, you don't wanna look like you passed away 3 times like Christian Land
Chrislanda: Young lady that was very offensive :(
Saila: Ok so we clearly know we need to go to Cosmofloria, but, what is the book trying to tell us?
Chrislanda: It might be a riddle?
Sita: It's way too damn less text for a riddle.
Pablo: Yeah I agree.
Sita: Dawg do we even need to focus on what the book says?
Saila: What do you mean?
Sita: I MEEEAAAN....Angelica
already told us the next Shard is in Cosmofloria! Why are we beating ourselves to figure this shit out!?
Saila: What it's something very important
Pablo: Nah I agree with Sita, 100%!
Sita: Shut up I'm still upset on you! If you agree with me now i doesn't change a thing you lothario!
Saila: 💀
Pablo: *has a stressed expression* I suddenly changed my opinion to whatever Saila said earlier..... >:(
Sita: Fuck you💀
Chrislanda: I think she just go in Cosmofloria, I mean.......the book isn't telling us anything important now because Angelica already told us!
Sita: Ya think so?
Saila: Hmmmm, fine I guess.
Huggs: If you ask me I thi-
Sita: Nobody asked you!
Saila: *looks at Sita upset* Well I'm asking him now!
Sita: I didn't ask if you asked bitch!
Saila: *side-eyes Sita* .........Don't forget that I'm a literal goddess......
Sita: More like God ass, cuz your ass is huge!
Huggs: *flips hair* Ok seriously though, I think we should....just go.
Kanni: Oi oi oiiiiii, Mrs Skibid Karen mentioned we can't J walk there, however Seila said she knows a sigma that can helps us!
Sita: Yeah, who do you know Saila?
Saila: Well....From what I know the access to Cosmofloria is very limited. It is protected by a shield and no one can exit it or get in.
Chrislanda: That's...not really normal.
Sita: Yeah that's fucking odd
Huggs: *confused* So like, the moment we enter here we cannot get out?
Saila: I'm afraid so!
Saila:Chrislanda, Sita, you talked to Astroherbus and his daughter, Maxywaze
. They rule Cosmofloria, do you now why they would do such a thing?
Sita: They are mean ass people i tell you, not welcoming at all, I think they just hate people!
Huggs: Very real of them
Sita: Shut up emo aaah.
Huggs: The only that should shut up is you.
Sita: *upset* How dare you talk to me like that, I am your mother!
Huggs: *Is extremely angry and shouts* Oh ok so now I am your son! Yesterday when I needed you, you acted like I was just some random piece of shit!
Sita: You are watch you eat.
Saila: I'm two seconds away to calling child services :3
Pablo: Anyways, Saila, continue.
Saila: Right. Anyways I have this friend that is a Space FBI Agent, I think if we explain the situation they would let us there!
Sita: Who is it? I might know them!
Saila: Her name is Cadence Wolfenson
Sita: I heard of her but I never met her.
Huggs: Hmmm, well then I guess we should give her a call?
Saila: Yeah good idea, I'll go do that real quick.
Narrator: Saila left to talk on the phone with Cadence Wolfenson, meanwhile the rest were talking to eachother! However, somewhere outside....
????1
: Hmmmmmm.....Ok they are calling someone called Cadence Wolfenson! Hmmmmm, as your leader I say to follow these clowns!
????3: HEEEHEHEEEHEEEEE! We shall strike them, and the whole universe >:3
????2: Hmmm.........What happened........Where am i?
????1: Oh Yvette, for fuck sake can you NOT sleep for a second!? We are literally about to make the biggest Achievemnt of the Terrible Three!
Yvette
: I........I mean....This....air is so.......*falls asleep floating with her tongue out and snores immediately*
Lóng: *face palms* Oh my god I feel like I'm the only one doing something for this god forsaken group!
Calliope
: *drinks beer* I think of it more as a cult....the type that *her mouth turns full of eyes and she stares into the soul of Lóng, speaking on a creepy tone* BRUTALLY MURDERS THEIR VICTIMS IN DIFFERENT WAY.....WE ARE HERE TO CAUSE CHAOS.....WE....SHALL KILL EVERYTHING IN OUR WAY, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA! ....sorri I kinda silly sometimes *burps loudly*
Lóng: *looks at Yvette with a weird expression* Oh god what am I gonna do with you two, I'm the only smart one here!
Calliope: HEY, I'M SMART TOOO!
Lóng: Hmmm? Is that so?.........Fine then *gets close to Calliope and pretends to steal her nose* GOTCHA NOSE!
Calliope: *starts to cry and scream* NOOO, MY NOSE YOU PSYCHO, HOW AM I GONNA BREATHE, I'M SUFFOCATING, I'M GONNA DIE *kneels to the ground and starts to make choking sounds* AHRGHHHHH....MY LIFE WAS TOO SHORT.... GUYS.....IF ANYONE COMESI N MY HOUSE DONT LET THEM SEE THE BODIES IN THE FREEZER AND THE ATTIC, I BEG YOU, AND DON'T LET THEM SEE MY SEARCH HISTORY, I'M SORRY FOR SEELING DR-
Lóng: I literally just touched your nose...you still have it you dumbass.....
Calliope: *realizes and looks at Lóng* 0--0........
Yvette: Hmmmm. can y'all stop complaning, I want to sleep
Lóng: *slaps Yvette* GET YOUR ASS UP!
Yvette: *looks at Lóng like she's about to kill him* HOW DARE YAAAAA!? *growls* I SHALL KILL YOU!
Lóng: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! *shows Yvette's her own refelection in his mirror*
Yvette: YOU ASSHOLE *screams loudly from pain, she kneels to the ground with her hands on her head* ARRRGHHH!
Lóng: *laughs like a villain* That will teach you!
Lóng: *turns around*.....Calliope where is your beer?
Calliope: The beer....OH YEAH..... I gave it to that 7 year old and told him it's apple juice......
Calliope: .......I was bored.
Lóng: For once I'm proud of you
Yvette: I SHALL GET MY REVENGE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM FEASTING FROM YOUR SOUL
Calliope: HEHEHE...SUCK SOULS..... HEHEHEHE TAHT SOUNDS FUNNN!
Lóng:......*looks at Saila's house* NO NO NOOO, THEY LEFT! YOU IDIOTS DISTRACTED ME !
Lóng: GAAAAH, LET'S GO ALREADY!
Calliope: I farted!
Lóng: I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK NOW LET'S GO!
Calliope: ..........i think i actually sharted...oopsie!
Lóng: *takes a deep breath*I'm about to loose my shit right now..
Calliope: I lost mine too...but......in another way....
6 - 2 - Broken Tire
Narrator: Cadence Wolfenson answered Saila's phone call and they were driving to the Space Center in Mouseedesert. Saila was driving Sita's limousine.
Sita: ....................I want to drive......
Saila : Sita you just drank wine, you can't drink!
Sita: ....Y'know they say women drive very badly and that they drive like crazy bitches, you are a woman so u shouldn't drive, LETMEDRIVE!!!
Saila : *pissed off* Sita you're a woman too, what you are saying makes zero sense.
Sita: *sighs loudly*.......I know but I ran out of things to harass you about.....
Chrislanda: *looks at Huggs with a worried expression* Hey, how are you holding up?
Huggs: ....I really don't know what the hell is my life at this point, I feel like I'm nothing to anyone here.
Chrislanda: Oh sweetie that's not tur at all, I love you so much, you are a gift from god *hold his hand*
Huggs: Thank you.....however i really don't know what to believe.....
Pablo: I think those guys are following us!
Sita: Buh? WHO!?
Pablo: That black porsche in the back! * points at the car behind them*
Lóng: They are pointing at us, shit, I think they know we are following us!
Calliope: OOOH OOH I HAVE AN ID-
Lóng: NO CALLIOPE WE ARE NOT BURNING THEM ALIVE!
Calliope: :(
Calliope: But I miss the smell of roasted human meat
Lóng: You dumb bitch those are not even humans!
Calliope: Uuuuh...........So do we arson?
Lóng: *screams loudly* NO!
Calliope: Can we flip a coin?
Lóng: We need them alive, we might go to space! IMAGINE THIIIIIS!
Lóng: WE SNEAK ON THE SPACESHIP THEY GET ON, THEN WE GET TO SPACE!
Lóng: We then conquer Cosmofloria with our powers and Yvette feed on the royal family's souls! Then we threaten every villager to follow us as their leaders or else they will be fed to Yvette
Yvette: .....*sleeping*
Calliope: Dawg the only thing she knows to do is sleep!
Lóng: *looks at Yvette and gets mad* YVETTE YOU DUMB BITCH WAKE UP!
Yvette:....Mmmmmm? What's going on, weren't we in the grass moments ago?
Lóng: YOU FELL ASLEEP AGAIN!?
Yvette:. Soz I guess......
Lóng: Calliope, explain her the plan!
Calliope: *stares into Yvette's eyes*.... Uuuuuh.....vroom vroom spacedrone pewwwww....space twinkle twinkle little star......BRUTALLY MURDERING AND FEEDING ON SOULS AND SENDING THEM TO THE NEXT LIFE AAHAHAHAHAHA..............rule the world yippe yippe yeeperz happy happy life..........drugs....
Yvette:......*fell asleep again*
Calliope: ...................Lóng can I please steal her hat?
Lóng: *is tired of everything* I'm surrounded by utter idiots......
Lóng: CALLIOPE WAKE HER UP AGAIN!
Calliope: *touches Yvette with her finger but she doesn't wake up*...........I think she's broken we need to change her batteries.
Lóng: SHE'S A JIANGSHI SHE DOESNT RUN ON BATTERIES
Calliope: Wait....wasn't running walking but faster? How can batteries run if they are an object?
Lóng: STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!
Calliope: Ok....what did I need to do again?
Lóng: Wake her up!
Calliope: Can I wake her down though?
Lóng: OK I HAD ENOUGH!
Narrator: Lóng pulls over and gets out of the car. He gets in the back seat and grabs Yvette and bashes her body hardly into the door, Calliope quickly gets out of the car and watches Lóng and Yvette
Lóng: IF YOU DON'T GET UP THIS SECOND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU ONE WITH THE FUCKING EARTH YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Calliope: *watching in horror with shocked expression*
Yvette: *bleeding from her head and mouth and is awake, filled with anxiety* Y--Yess Master!
Lóng: OK SOO, I WILL GO SELL PLUSHIES OUTSIDE!
Yvette: Wuh? How the hell will that help us, they ain't gonna stop for some stupid plushies!
Lóng: I observed that Koala's stupid interests and there's no way they won't stop to buy one of these plushies
Yvette: *looks confused at the tag of the plush* Tung tung.....tung....tung....tu....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Lóng: I have no idea but kids like this.
Calliope: Oh my god! Can I keep some!?
Lóng: Nah I planted bombs in them.
Calliope: EVEN BETTER, HEHEHEEEE, I CAN THROW THEM IN CHURCHES OR SCHOOLS!
Lóng: Oh my god, you need help!
Calliope: You're right, I do need help throwing MORE BOMBS!
Lóng: Anyways, I shall sell the plushies since I have such a handsome face and you two look like a mouse trap got stuck your faces.
Lóng: While I sell the plushies, you Strawberry flavored house fly go and bust their car tire with your hair claws
Calliope: Pinch pinch, HAHAHAHA!
Calliope: Can I break their window too?
Lóng: No, we'll attract attention!
Yvette: What do I do?
Lóng: You will go explore the car and find information.
Yvette: Hmmmmkay..........
Narrator: Lóng got in the car a took a short cut and set up the plushie stand quickly!
Sita: I'M TELLING YOU, SOUP IS A DRINK!
Saila : You clearly drank too much...
Sita: BRO IT'S LITERALLY A LIQUID WITH FOOD IN IT, JUST LIKE WATER OR LEMONADE, LEMONADE HAS LEMON SLICES IN IT TOO!!
Kanni: *is bored and is looking out the window*.........*sees plushie stand* OOOOH M G OOOD STOOOOP!
Saila : *quickly panics and stops car* OH MY GOD WHAT IS EVERYONE OK!?
Chrislanda: *scared* WHAT HAPPENED!
Kanni: I SAW SOME PLUSHIES I NEED TO BUY
Sita: Are you kidding me!? Ughhh, fucking children.
Narrator: They stop the car and go to the plushie stand, where Lóng is standing, selling the plushies!
Lóng: *has an elegant and pleasing accent* Why why hello, littles ones, what will I please you with?
Huggs: I don't want any of this junk, and don't call me little punk!
Lóng: *laughs* My my, quite the feisty one I see!
Kanni: *very happy* OH MY GOD SO SIGMA! I WANT THIS ONE SITA!
Sita: *gives her a sour look* I am NOT paying for this piece of shit!
Chrislanda: *sighs loudly* I'll pay.............
MEANWHILE
Calliope: *looking around to see if someone is close*
Yvette: Hwah did I havvvv....to do?
Calliope: Uuuuhhhhhh *she shruggs* I dunno!
Yvette: Eh....I'll sleep
Calliope: *worried* BUT LÓNG WILL BEAT YOU AGAIN! YOU KNOW HWO AGGRESIVE HE IS!
Yvette: He beats me in my dreams too so it's okay!
Calliope: We should kill him.............He's been way to toxic and abusive to us....
Yvette: ..........Zzzzzz
Calliope: >:(
Calliope: UGGGGH *she breaks a tire with her hair claws* ...........*looks at Yvette*
Calliope: Yvette..........*shouts* YVETTE WAKE UP!
Calliope: *realizes that she shouted too loud* OH SHIT....WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
MEANWHILE!
Sita: Ummm guys, I heard something real suspicious from our car!
Huggs: We should go back now!
Saila : I agree, we'll buy your plushie another day Kanni!
Kanni: *tears start to coem out of her eyes* W-W-W-W-WHAAAAT!?
Lóng: Oh now c'mon now! You can't pass these plushies! I'll give you one 80% percent off!
Sita: Fuck off weirdo, you're suspicious as fuck!
Narrator: They leave to the car, with Saila dragging Kanni by the hand, who is crying everyone a river!
Lóng: *furious that his plan failed* Fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUCK IT! *knocks stand with his foot* GAAAAAAAH, CURSE YOU FRUIT FLY!
MEANWHILE!
Calliope: *panicked* HOLY SHIT NO NO, I SEE THEM COMING, WE NEED TO HIDE!
Yvette: Hmmmm *realizes what is happening* Oh shit, what do we do?
Calliope: I DONT KNOW!?
Yvette: Uuuuuh.......where do you hide the bodies?
Calliope: ....Hmmmm *thinks*......OH, THE TRUNK *smiles* , GOOD JOB!
Narrator: Calliope and Yvette hid in the trunk
Sita: Let's get the hell out of here already, we're late! *notices the tire* OH WHAT THE FUCK?
Pablo: Well that's rude
Sita: Well this tire is flatter than Oby's
ass!
Calliope: *chuckles a bit* Oh shi........
Yvette: *sleeping*
Saila: Well that was hella rude, what is your problem with her!?
Sita: To be honest I like making fun of her, that's it!
Pablo: That's not something new >:(
Sita: Shut Up
Huggs: Do we have some car tires in the trunk?
Saila : Yes, I'm pretty sure we do!
Saila : *feels weird* Hmmm, I sense someone around......Must be tourists...
Calliope: *whispering* Oh no nooo they are checking the trunk, god dammit!
Yvette: *still sleeping*
Narrator: Saila goes to check the trunk to see if they have any tires, Calliope is very stressed out because she doesn't know what to do, she then has an idea.
Saila: *opens the trunk and looks around to see if there are any car tires* Hmmm.......*smiles* Aha, there is one! *struggles to grab it but in the end she grabs gets it out of the car*
Pablo: I'll change the tire, Huggs boy, do you want to help your old man?
Huggs: Sure!
Sita: *angry* SAILA YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DAMN TRUNK YOU UNEDUCATED BITCH!
Saila: Oh...sorry I guess....
Sita: I GUESSS???? THE ATTITUDE OF GEN Z JESUS CHIRST!
Narrator: In the trunk, there is a butterfly carrying an earring, hidden under a dirty rag, then, the butterfly transforms into something
Calliope: *poofs* ....phew.....
Yvette: *returns back to normal* Woooooahh that felt weird!
Calliope: Bitch did you forget i can turn people into objects and that i can turn into a butterfly?
Yvette: Hmmmwelll you have so many powers i loose truck of them *yawns* plussss......I...don't really give a damn....
Calliope: Well I guess..... we just....wait here until they get out and we sneak on the spaceship?
Yvette: What about Master.....?
Calliope: *starts to get annoying hearing his name* Master can hang himself, he treats us like ragdolls he can toss and rip the head off whenever he wants
Yvette: Yeaaah....
Calliope: Besides this is good, we can go to space with these fools and Lóng will join us last minute, I'm sure he will follow us.
Yvette: You know...You're very cool when you're normal
Calliope: You too when you don't sleep all the time!
Calliope: I really get annoyed sometimes when you fall asleep all the time but I've gotten used to it...
Yvette: ......*sleeping*.......................Hmmm.......Did you say something
Calliope: Nevermind fuck you.
6 - 4 - Cadence Wolfenson
Narrator: The Main 6 have arrived at the Space Center, Lóng secretly followed them
Sita: *very upset that they arrived late* FINALLY, YOU DRIVE SO SLOW!
Saila : *offended* Sita you drive like a literal maniac, if I let you drive while being drunk you would have sent us all to the hospital!
Sita: I'm about to send Kanni to the Hospital for wasting..........how much money was that plush?
Chrislanda: 6 Euro
Sita: *yells at Kanni* 6 EUROS KANNI I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A......CANDY WITH THAT!
Kanni: *still crying* SHUT UP, THAT PLUSHIE WAS MY WHOLE.
Sita: IT DAMN WAS CUZ BECAUSE OF IT IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH.
Sita: I would if I wouldn't get arrested for that....
Kanni: EXACTLY, BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY UNSIGMA BULLY!
Saila: Guys I didn't drive us here for 2 hours just for Sita to almost drop the soap and for Kanni to cry about some two dollar toy from China, Let's just go meet with Cadence already!
Narrator: They enter the building.
Pablo: Sooo, Saila, how does this friend of yours look?
Saila: *looks around but doesn't see her* Where is she?
Narrator: Suddenly, someone exists from an elevator
Cadence: *is putting perfume on, then she spots Saila* Saila!!!!!!!
Saila: Cadence! *she runs towards her and they hug* It's been quite a long time since we last met eachother!
Cadence: Yeah, I missed you a lot! I need to thank you for saving all of us back then!
Sita: *chuckles* Saila, save YOU!?
Saila: *her eyes turn bleu and yellow, she looks seriously mad* Sita who revived your bitch ass two months.....yes...me :3
Cadence: So, what can I help you with?
Saila: Well....It's complicated.
Saila: I'm pretty sure you already heard of what we are doing right now, right?
Cadence: Saving the ancient 6 Heroes, I heard you already found one, am I right?
Pablo: Yup!
Saila: Listen, we need to gather these things called Heroic Shards, and....one of them is in space!
Cadence: Oh you want me to give you a rocket, sure I can do that, but can't you fly from here to space?
Saila: I can but they can't :|
Sita: I'm still upset you kept this a secret from us, bitch!
Cadence: *surprised* Oh, they didn't know?
Sita: *shocked* SHE KNEW TOOO!? JESUS SAILA ARE WE THE ONLY FOOLS WHO DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS!?
Chrislanda: Sita, just let it go!
Sita: I WON'T LET IT GO!
Kanni: Let it go, Let it Gooooooooooooo🎵
Chrislanda: By the way honey *looks at Cadence* You seem like a very nice young lady
Cadence: Thank you :3
Saila: A spaceship would be nice, however.....
Cadence: However???
Saila: *hesitates to say it* We need to go to Cosmofloria!
Cadence: *shocked* Oh my, I don't know.....
Cadence: They put up shields a few years ago, not even our team is allowed to enter it!
Sita: Then how do we get in?
Saila: I can try to destroy the shields
Cadence: *has a terrified expression* Oh no.....Anyone who does that is sentenced to death....
Pablo: Yeesh....
Saila: Hmmm..... I can try to teleport but I'm not good at it
Cadence: I can give you a spaceship but I can't help you when it comes to the shield thing, sorry :(
Sita: You are as useless as a white crayon.
Cadence: *feels sad about what she just heard* ....oh.....
Saila: *pats Cadence on the shoulder* It's ok girl, you already gave us a giant spaceship!
Cadence: *giggles* Come with me, We can depart in 20 minutes!
Narrator; Everyone enters the elevator, and after them also enter Calliope and Yvette disguised as the butterfly and the earring, they hide in Chrislanda's purse without anyone noticing.
6 - 5 - Off to the Galaxy
Narrator: After some time, the reached a room that had a giant spaceship ready to be launched in space.
Cadence: Here it is :D !
Sita: *amazed* WOOOWWW, that's actually really big!
Pablo: *excited and hopping like a child* EEEE, I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO SPACE!!! ><
Chrislanda: *is afraid* Oh...*looks at the spaceship in terror* My.......
Saila: *notices how scared Chrislanda is* Hey don't worry, if anything happens I'll be here to protect everyone!
Chrislanda: *smiles* Yeah you're right sweetie, I believe in you.
Huggs: Heh, this looks sick!
Kanni: *is taking a selfie* It's so preppy!
Cadence: Is everyone ready?
Sita: Hell yeah!
Chrislanda: *shivering from fear but looks at Saila and calms down* Y-Yes......
Sita: This lowkey looks like a missile!
Pablo: It looks like a giant pencil!
Sita: Mmmm, not really....
Narrator: They all go in the spaceship and put their seatbelts on
Cadence: Ok well I assume y'all already know how to drive a spaceship
Sita:....What?
Huggs: 💀
Cadence: *realizes* WHAT!? YO UDON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A SPACESHIP!?
Sita: BITCH IT'S NOT LIKE YO UCAN FIND THESE AR COSTCO FOR 3 DOLLARS 50% OFF AND TEST IT OUT MYSELF!
Cadence: Well then I'll have to come with you I guess.
Cadence: *sighs* Alright, buckle up!
6 - 6 - Yap Fest
Narrator: So our heroes launched into space.
Huggs: Woah the stars are breath taking!
Saila: *giggles* I know right?
Sita: It looks like someone had a major inspiration loss and copy pasted the same design over and over.
Saila: Aaah, C'mon Sita look how beautiful they are!
Sita: They are white dots on a black canvas bitch i could have done that at home, I give this place a 0/10, where's my AirBnB so I rate it One Star?
Cadence: I'll drive y'all to Cosmofloria but then the shield is your problem okay, I don't wanna get in trouble :(
Sita: *rolls eyes*
Sita: Be grateful for what, her driving us here? If I wanted I would have hired someone who would get us that stupid shield
Cadence: EXCUSE ME!?
Sita: Excuse you bitch, shut up and drive us there.
Cadence:Nah, I won't stand this disrespect!
Sita: Then Sit up.
Cadence: *growls*
Sita: You look like something I drew with my left hand
Saila: SITA STOP RAGEBAITING, SHE'S A BEAUTY!
Sita: *chuckles* Yeah Beauty and the Beast!
Cadence: What makes you so beautiful then?
Sita: Everything, from head to toe!
Saila: *starts feeling extremely stressed seeing Cadence being hurt and hearing Sita's mean insults, she starts to hyperventilate
Cadence: Well I'm al-
Sita: No one cares, HOW LONG DO WE HAVE UNTIL WE REACH COSMOFLORIA!
Cadence: Hmmm welll I thought no one cares about me so why should I tell you
Sita: Because if you don't tell me how much time we have left until there I'll tell you how much time you have until YOU FUCKING DIE!
Narrator: Sailaabruptly turns her head to Sita with a horrified face and she changes into her astral form. She then forcefully makes Sita faint, in that moment, the butterfly flies out of her purse and goes in another room*
Saila
: *realizes what she has done and she takes a few steps back in horror* I.....I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T STAND HER ANYMORE!
Kanni: Oh mai god did skibidi her last dop dop, slay lemme take a selfie!
Saila: SHE'LL BE FINE SHE JUST FAINTED!
Kanni: *her excitement goes away* Shit
6 - 6 END - The 4 Protectors of Space
IN OUTER SPACE
Narrator: There were 4 people on a moving planet
Cosmo
: *is laying down with his hands behind his head and sighs* I'M SO BOOOREDD...
Vega
: *playing with her hair out of order* Same.....
Boogie
: *looks around* Pieww.......! PEW!
Cosmo: *gets up and crouches* Did ya spot anything suspicious, Boogs?
Boogie: *points at the spaceship*
Cosmo: *looks with a confused face* Oh what the hell?
Vega: Mmm.....I don't we saw this spaceship before
Vega: Lady Althea
, should we investigate?
Althea:: *looking at the stars, she turns around with the same depressed expression as always* Pardon me?
Cosmo: There's a rocket we never saw before
Althea:: *she lightens up a bit* Hmmm? *she gets closer to them to look at the rocket*
Althea:: ..........They might be intruders, we must investigate to keep Order in Space!
Cosmo: *gets excited* HELL YEAAH, LET'S GOOO!
Vega: *smiles* Finally, something to do!
Althea:: *looks sad at the ground while everyone else is cheering* ....Let's go...
IN THE ROCKET
Cadence: I'm fine Saila, seriously now, her words don't affect me, I had to deal with way worse...
Saila: If you say so.....
Cadence: I hate to think these poor children need to tolerate this behavior of hers
Huggs: Thank you lady, you seem cool.
Chrislanda: *feels unwell and stressed* She is unrecognizable, what happened to the little Sita I once knew?.....Money corrupted her...
Pablo: She's.....gone....
Saila: I don't even know why me and her are friends at this point....
Pablo: Regardless if you are friends with her or not, all 6 of us have to stick together to save the rest of the heroes and find the other Heroic Shards....
Huggs: Yeah I guess......
Narrator: Suddenly, the rocket stops moving
Cadence: *confused* What the hell?
Saila: What happened
Chrislanda: *starts t o cry and scream* AAAAH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE *rushes to Saila and hugs her* I'M AFRAID MY OLD BONES CAN'T HANDLE RISKY STUFF LIKE SPACE!!
Cadence: No nooo, we're gonna be fine Mrs Mouserelia! Everything wll calm down.....after I calm down as well CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
Kanni: We're cooked!
Narrator: Everyone started to freak out
Chrislanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Saila: MAYBE IT'S THE ENGINE!?
Cadence: *checks* NO IT'S OKAY!
Pablo: WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN!?
Narrator: Suddenly, footsteps can be heard....
Chrislanda: WAS THERE ANYONE HERE BEFORE!?
Saila: *makes a sign to Chrislanda to whisper*
Narrator: Suddenly, 4 quickly appear in the room
Cosmo: FREEEZE!!
Chrislanda: AAAH NOO PLEASE WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHIGN WRONG!
Althea:: *inspects them and is confused* How odd....You look like ordinary people, not space travelers.
Saila: We're not space travelers, we are people from Kadamia.
Cosmo: *rolls his eyes* Uuuh, BOOO-RIIING, c'mon I thought y'all were, something like a cult that kills people or an evil organization, pfft, what a joke...
Vega: *looks at her nails with sassiness* Y'all seem to not notice the cadaver lying dead on the floor over there *points at Sita*
Chrislanda: NO NOO, IT'S NOT WHAT I TLOOKS LIKE
Vega: *chuckles* That's what they all say!
Cosmo: Hehe, now we're more like it!
Saila: Listen, I did that....she was talking too much and....I put her to sleep
Althea:: So you.....*inspects her more* I can't believe my eyes, could you be an Astral Bunny, those things became one with the earth years ago!
Saila: *blushes* He he, my ancestors were the only ones who survived...
Cadence: Listen, I'm with the Space FBI *shows her badge* These are Royals from the Kadamian Countires, Mouserelia!
Cosmo: Kadamia is so dull and boring compared to other sick and badass worlds in the whole galaxy, we don't really care to inspect it
Boogie: PIEWWW :(
Vega: Boogie says he'd like to know more about your world!
Cosmo: Well Boogie wants to see anything I guess, he'd be a fan of seeing paint dry on walls!
Althea:: Hmm.....* feels depressed and without hope*
Vega: *notices*....Lady Althea?
Althea:: ........Yes,....I just......we......Just have too keep searching
Cosmo:*looks at Althea with sadness*
Cosmo: We'll always be here to help you.
Vega: We'll keep on trying to find them!
Cosmo: While being fucking awesome and saving space, hehe >:)
Kanni: What the sigma is that blue oi oi oi?
Boogie: Preww?
Vega: He's a Space Beetle, isn't he cool?
Kanni: I don't wanna him to be part of my symphony.
Althea:: Can we help you with something, travelers, after all ,we are protectors of Space
Saila: We need to get to Cosmofloria, but the shield will be in our way.
Althea::.....I see *has an angry expression*
Althea::....Do not worry, I can help you with that....After all....I do have some unresolved business to deal with there...
Cosmo: *confused* The fuck is she talking about?
Vega: I don't know....something personal?
Cosmo: I'd figure we'd know it, it can't be about her pare-
Althea:: You two shut it......We'll talk later.
Cosmo: *very confused* Jesus Christ okay!
Chrislanda: Oh my, Thank you so much Dearies!
Sita: *wakes up* Mhmmmmm
Althea:: Greetings
Sita: *gets scared and screams* AAAAARGHHHHH WHO ARE YOU CLOWNS!?
Cosmo: Pffft, Clown, I'm not clown lady!
Sita: Buh, pathetic teenage man are always the cockiest!
Saila: *giggles* Well look who's speaking, queen of cockiness!
Sita: Shut up bitch, what happened to me!?
Saila: *pretends to not know* UMMMMM
Pablo: You fell asleep instantly!
Sita:
