World 6 - Cosmofloria
World 6 - Cosmofloria
6 - 1 - "Your Past Heartbreak shall be felt again"
Narrator: After the sad, tragic, and twisted events of Sita's
adventure in Buzami, the crew returned to Mouserelle.
Sita: Ok that's....huh.....weird...
Saila
: Yeah........."The next shard is in space, where your past heartbreak shall be felt again"
Sita: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Pablo
: Honey, calm down!
Sita: STOP CALLING ME THAT AFTER YOU BETRAYED ME.....YOU CHEATER!
Pablo:Ch....CHEATER!?
Sita: YOU TOOK SAILA'S SIDE AND NOT MINE, THEREFOR YOU CHEATED ON ME, GO NOW, YOU KISS HER AND LET HER BE YOUR DARLING...YOU CAN FUCK HER TOO IF YOU WA-
Saila: Sita for fuck sake the only thing we need right now is your screaming, it's already enough that you caused such a scene yesterday!
Chrislanda
: And could we tone down the swearing if possible my dearies.....It's...*looks down at the ground* making me a bit uncomfortable.
Sita: Bro we barely got rid of Nénuphar
!
Chrislanda: Sybau.......Is that....a, what do you call them....a singloid?
Kanni
: A vocaloid you boomer! AND SYBAU IS A SAYING!
Chrislanda: Oh......Sorry sweetie, I am old and do not know these...modern sayings....
Kanni: Oh my Tralalero Tralala.....
Chrislanda: Tray....lay.......Tally.......WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Huggs: *rolls his eyes* Don't bother about it.....It's stupid anyway.....
Chrislanda: *is a bit confused* I mean.... if you say so....
Kanni: *smiles* Nice new look!
Huggs: Thank you, I needed a new one.
Chrislanda: *looks at Huggs with admiration* My oh my Huggs, you grew up so fast
Sita: Everyone shut the fuck up I need to concentrate, i can't get mad or else I'll start having wrinkles!
Kanni: Yea, you don't wanna look like you passed away 3 times like Christian Land
Chrislanda: Young lady that was very offensive :(
Saila: Ok so we clearly know we need to go to Cosmofloria, but, what is the book trying to tell us?
Chrislanda: It might be a riddle?
Sita: It's way too damn less text for a riddle.
Pablo: Yeah I agree.
Sita: Dawg do we even need to focus on what the book says?
Saila: What do you mean?
Sita: I MEEEAAAN....Angelica
already told us the next Shard is in Cosmofloria! Why are we beating ourselves to figure this shit out!?
Saila: What it's something very important
Pablo: Nah I agree with Sita, 100%!
Sita: Shut up I'm still upset on you! If you agree with me now i doesn't change a thing you lothario!
Saila: 💀
Pablo: *has a stressed expression* I suddenly changed my opinion to whatever Saila said earlier..... >:(
Sita: Fuck you💀
Chrislanda: I think she just go in Cosmofloria, I mean.......the book isn't telling us anything important now because Angelica already told us!
Sita: Ya think so?
Saila: Hmmmm, fine I guess.
Huggs: If you ask me I thi-
Sita: Nobody asked you!
Saila: *looks at Sita upset* Well I'm asking him now!
Sita: I didn't ask if you asked bitch!
Saila: *side-eyes Sita* .........Don't forget that I'm a literal goddess......
Sita: More like God ass, cuz your ass is huge!
Huggs: *flips hair* Ok seriously though, I think we should....just go.
Kanni: Oi oi oiiiiii, Mrs Skibid Karen mentioned we can't J walk there, however Seila said she knows a sigma that can helps us!
Sita: Yeah, who do you know Saila?
Saila: Well....From what I know the access to Cosmofloria is very limited. It is protected by a shield and no one can exit it or get in.
Chrislanda: That's...not really normal.
Sita: Yeah that's fucking odd
Huggs: *confused* So like, the moment we enter here we cannot get out?
Saila: I'm afraid so!
Saila:Chrislanda, Sita, you talked to Astroherbus and his daughter, Maxywaze
. They rule Cosmofloria, do you now why they would do such a thing?
Sita: They are mean ass people i tell you, not welcoming at all, I think they just hate people!
Huggs: Very real of them
Sita: Shut up emo aaah.
Huggs: The only that should shut up is you.
Sita: *upset* How dare you talk to me like that, I am your mother!
Huggs: *Is extremely angry and shouts* Oh ok so now I am your son! Yesterday when I needed you, you acted like I was just some random piece of shit!
Sita: You are watch you eat.
Saila: I'm two seconds away to calling child services :3
Pablo: Anyways, Saila, continue.
Saila: Right. Anyways I have this friend that is a Space FBI Agent, I think if we explain the situation they would let us there!
Sita: Who is it? I might know them!
Saila: Her name is Cadence Wolfenson
Sita: I heard of her but I never met her.
Huggs: Hmmm, well then I guess we should give her a call?
Saila: Yeah good idea, I'll go do that real quick.
Narrator: Saila left to talk on the phone with Cadence Wolfenson, meanwhile the rest were talking to eachother! However, somewhere outside....
????1
: Hmmmmmm.....Ok they are calling someone called Cadence Wolfenson! Hmmmmm, as your leader I say to follow these clowns!
????3: HEEEHEHEEEHEEEEE! We shall strike them, and the whole universe >:3
????2: Hmmm.........What happened........Where am i?
????1: Oh Yvette, for fuck sake can you NOT sleep for a second!? We are literally about to make the biggest Achievemnt of the Terrible Three!
Yvette: I........I mean....This....air is so.......*falls asleep floating with her tongue out and snores immediately*
Lóng: *face palms* Oh my god I feel like I'm the only one doing something for this god forsaken group!
Calliope: *drinks beer* I think of it more as a cult....the type that *her mouth turns full of eyes and she stares into the soul of Lóng, speaking on a creepy tone* BRUTALLY MURDERS THEIR VICTIMS IN DIFFERENT WAY.....WE ARE HERE TO CAUSE CHAOS.....WE....SHALL KILL EVERYTHING IN OUR WAY, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA! ....sorri I kinda silly sometimes *burps loudly*
Lóng: *looks at Yvette with a weird expression* Oh god what am I gonna do with you two, I'm the only smart one here!
Calliope: HEY, I'M SMART TOOO!
Lóng: Hmmm? Is that so?.........Fine then *gets close to Calliope and pretends to steal her nose* GOTCHA NOSE!
Calliope: *starts to cry and scream* NOOO, MY NOSE YOU PSYCHO, HOW AM I GONNA BREATHE, I'M SUFFOCATING, I'M GONNA DIE *kneels to the ground and starts to make choking sounds* AHRGHHHHH....MY LIFE WAS TOO SHORT.... GUYS.....IF ANYONE COMESI N MY HOUSE DONT LET THEM SEE THE BODIES IN THE FREEZER AND THE ATTIC, I BEG YOU, AND DON'T LET THEM SEE MY SEARCH HISTORY, I'M SORRY FOR SEELING DR-
Lóng: I literally just touched your nose...you still have it you dumbass.....
Calliope: *realizes and looks at Lóng* 0--0........
Yvette: Hmmmm. can y'all stop complaning, I want to sleep
Lóng: *slaps Yvette* GET YOUR ASS UP!
Yvette: *looks at Lóng like she's about to kill him* HOW DARE YAAAAA!? *growls* I SHALL KILL YOU!
Lóng: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! *shows Yvette's her own refelection in his mirror*
Yvette: YOU ASSHOLE *screams loudly from pain, she kneels to the ground with her hands on her head* ARRRGHHH!
Lóng: *laughs like a villain* That will teach you!
Lóng: *turns around*.....Calliope where is your beer?
Calliope: The beer....OH YEAH..... I gave it to that 7 year old and told him it's apple juice......
Calliope: .......I was bored.
Lóng: For once I'm proud of you
Yvette: I SHALL GET MY REVENGE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM FEASTING FROM YOUR SOUL
Calliope: HEHEHE...SUCK SOULS..... HEHEHEHE TAHT SOUNDS FUNNN!
Lóng:......*looks at Saila's house* NO NO NOOO, THEY LEFT! YOU IDIOTS DISTRACTED ME !
Lóng: GAAAAH, LET'S GO ALREADY!
Calliope: I farted!
Lóng: I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK NOW LET'S GO!
Calliope: ..........i think i actually sharted...oopsie!
Lóng: *takes a deep breath*I'm about to loose my shit right now..
Calliope: I lost mine too...but......in another way....
6 - 2 - Broken Tire
Narrator: Cadence Wolfenson answered Saila's phone call and they were driving to the Space Center in Mouseedesert. Saila was driving Sita's limousine.
Sita: ....................I want to drive......
Saila : Sita you just drank wine, you can't drink!
Sita: ....Y'know they say women drive very badly and that they drive like crazy bitches, you are a woman so u shouldn't drive, LETMEDRIVE!!!
Saila : *pissed off* Sita you're a woman too, what you are saying makes zero sense.
Sita: *sighs loudly*.......I know but I ran out of things to harass you about.....
Chrislanda: *looks at Huggs with a worried expression* Hey, how are you holding up?
Huggs: ....I really don't know what the hell is my life at this point, I feel like I'm nothing to anyone here.
Chrislanda: Oh sweetie that's not tur at all, I love you so much, you are a gift from god *hold his hand*
Huggs: Thank you.....however i really don't know what to believe.....
Pablo: I think those guys are following us!
Sita: Buh? WHO!?
Pablo: That black porsche in the back! * points at the car behind them*
Lóng: They are pointing at us, shit, I think they know we are following us!
Calliope: OOOH OOH I HAVE AN ID-
Lóng: NO CALLIOPE WE ARE NOT BURNING THEM ALIVE!
Calliope: :(
Calliope: But I miss the smell of roasted human meat
Lóng: You dumb bitch those are not even humans!
Calliope: Uuuuh...........So do we arson?
Lóng: *screams loudly* NO!
Calliope: Can we flip a coin?
Lóng: We need them alive, we might go to space! IMAGINE THIIIIIS!
Lóng: WE SNEAK ON THE SPACESHIP THEY GET ON, THEN WE GET TO SPACE!
Lóng: We then conquer Cosmofloria with our powers and Yvette feed on the royal family's souls! Then we threaten every villager to follow us as their leaders or else they will be fed to Yvette
Yvette: .....*sleeping*
Calliope: Dawg the only thing she knows to do is sleep!
Lóng: *looks at Yvette and gets mad* YVETTE YOU DUMB BITCH WAKE UP!
Yvette:....Mmmmmm? What's going on, weren't we in the grass moments ago?
Lóng: YOU FELL ASLEEP AGAIN!?
Yvette:. Soz I guess......
Lóng: Calliope, explain her the plan!
Calliope: *stares into Yvette's eyes*.... Uuuuuh.....vroom vroom spacedrone pewwwww....space twinkle twinkle little star......BRUTALLY MURDERING AND FEEDING ON SOULS AND SENDING THEM TO THE NEXT LIFE AAHAHAHAHAHA..............rule the world yippe yippe yeeperz happy happy life..........drugs....
Yvette:......*falls asleep again*
Calliope: ...................Lóng can I please steal her hat?
Lóng: *is tired of everything* I'm surrounded by utter idiots......
Lóng: CALLIOPE WAKE HER UP AGAIN!
Calliope: *touches Yvette with her finger but she doesn't wake up*...........I think she's broken we need to change her batteries.
Lóng: SHE'S A JIANGSHI SHE DOESNT RUN ON BATTERIES
Calliope: Wait....wasn't running walking but faster? How can batteries run if they are an object?
Lóng: STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!
Calliope: Ok....what did I need to do again?
Lóng: Wake her up!
Calliope: Can I wake her down though?
Lóng: OK I HAD ENOUGH!
Narrator: Lóng pulls over and gets out of the car. He gets in the back seat and grabs Yvette and bashes her body hardly into the door, Calliope quickly gets out of the car and watches Lóng and Yvette
Lóng: IF YOU DON'T GET UP THIS SECOND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU ONE WITH THE FUCKING EARTH YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Calliope: *watching in horror with shocked expression*
Yvette: *bleeding from her head and mouth and is awake, filled with anxiety* Y--Yess Master!
Lóng: OK SOO, I WILL GO SELL PLUSHIES OUTSIDE!
Yvette: Wuh? How the hell will that help us, they ain't gonna stop for some stupid plushies!
Lóng: I observed that Koala's stupid interests and there's no way they won't stop to buy one of these plushies
Yvette: *looks confused at the tag of the plush* Tung tung.....tung....tung....tu....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Lóng: I have no idea but kids like this.
Calliope: Oh my god! Can I keep some!?
Lóng: Nah I planted bombs in them.
Calliope: EVEN BETTER, HEHEHEEEE, I CAN THROW THEM IN CHURCHES OR SCHOOLS!
Lóng: Oh my god, you need help!
Calliope: You're right, I do need help throwing MORE BOMBS!
Lóng: Anyways, I shall sell the plushies since I have such a handsome face and you two look like a mouse trap got stuck your faces.
Lóng: While I sell the plushies, you Strawberry flavored house fly go and bust their car tire with your hair claws
Calliope: Pinch pinch, HAHAHAHA!
Calliope: Can I break their window too?
Lóng: No, we'll attract attention!
Yvette: What do I do?
Lóng: You will go explore the car and find information.
Yvette: Hmmmmkay..........
Narrator: Lóng got in the car a took a short cut and set up the plushie stand quickly!
Sita: I'M TELLING YOU, SOUP IS A DRINK!
Saila : You clearly drank too much...
Sita: BRO IT'S LITERALLY A LIQUID WITH FOOD IN IT, JUST LIKE WATER OR LEMONADE, LEMONADE HAS LEMON SLICES IN IT TOO!!
Kanni: *is bored and is looking out the window*.........*sees plushie stand* OOOOH M G OOOD STOOOOP!
Saila : *quickly panics and stops car* OH MY GOD WHAT IS EVERYONE OK!?
Chrislanda: *scared* WHAT HAPPENED!
Kanni: I SAW SOME PLUSHIES I NEED TO BUY
Sita: Are you kidding me!? Ughhh, fucking children.
Narrator: They stop the car and go to the plushie stand, where Lóng is standing, selling the plushies!
Lóng: *has an elegant and pleasing accent* Why why hello, littles ones, what will I please you with?
Huggs: I don't want any of this junk, and don't call me little punk!
Lóng: *laughs* My my, quite the feisty one I see!
Kanni: *very happy* OH MY GOD SO SIGMA! I WANT THIS ONE SITA!
Sita: *gives her a sour look* I am NOT paying for this piece of shit!
Chrislanda: *sighs loudly* I'll pay.............
MEANWHILE
Calliope: *looking around to see if someone is close*
Yvette: Hwah did I havvvv....to do?
Calliope: Uuuuhhhhhh *she shruggs* I dunno!
Yvette: Eh....I'll sleep
Calliope: *worried* BUT LÓNG WILL BEAT YOU AGAIN! YOU KNOW HWO AGGRESIVE HE IS!
Yvette: He beats me in my dreams too so it's okay!
Calliope: We should kill him.............He's been way to toxic and abusive to us....
Yvette: ..........Zzzzzz
Calliope: >:(
Calliope: UGGGGH *she breaks a tire with her hair claws* ...........*looks at Yvette*
Calliope: Yvette..........*shouts* YVETTE WAKE UP!
Calliope: *realizes that she shouted too loud* OH SHIT....WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
MEANWHILE!
Sita: Ummm guys, I heard something real suspicious from our car!
Huggs: We should go back now!
Saila : I agree, we'll buy your plushie another day Kanni!
Kanni: *tears start to coem out of her eyes* W-W-W-W-WHAAAAT!?
Lóng: Oh now c'mon now! You can't pass these plushies! I'll give you one 80% percent off!
Sita: Fuck off weirdo, you're suspicious as fuck!
Narrator: They leave to the car, with Saila dragging Kanni by the hand, who is crying everyone a river!
Lóng: *furious that his plan failed* Fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUCK IT! *knocks stand with his foot* GAAAAAAAH, CURSE YOU FRUIT FLY!
MEANWHILE!
Calliope: *panicked* HOLY SHIT NO NO, I SEE THEM COMING, WE NEED TO HIDE!
Yvette: Hmmmm *realizes what is happening* Oh shit, what do we do?
Calliope: I DONT KNOW!?
Yvette: Uuuuuh.......where do you hide the bodies?
Calliope: ....Hmmmm *thinks*......OH, THE TRUNK *smiles* , GOOD JOB!
Narrator: Calliope and Yvette hid in the trunk
Sita: Let's get the hell out of here already, we're late! *notices the tire* OH WHAT THE FUCK?
Pablo: Well that's rude
Sita: Well this tire is flatter than Oby's
ass!
Calliope: *chuckles a bit* Oh shi........
Yvette: *sleeping*
Saila: Well that was hella rude, what is your problem with her!?
Sita: To be honest I like making fun of her, that's it!
Pablo: That's not something new >:(
Sita: Shut Up
Huggs: Do we have some car tires in the trunk?
Saila : Yes, I'm pretty sure we do!
Saila : *feels weird* Hmmm, I sense someone around......Must be tourists...
Calliope: *whispering* Oh no nooo they are checking the trunk, god dammit!
Yvette: *still sleeping*
Narrator: Saila goes to check the trunk to see if they have any tires, Calliope is very stressed out because she doesn't know what to do, she then has an idea.
Saila: *opens the trunk and looks around to see if there are any car tires* Hmmm.......*smiles* Aha, there is one! *struggles to grab it but in the end she grabs gets it out of the car*
Pablo: I'll change the tire, Huggs boy, do you want to help your old man?
Huggs: Sure!
Sita: *angry* SAILA YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DAMN TRUNK YOU UNEDUCATED BITCH!
Saila: Oh...sorry I guess....
Sita: I GUESSS???? THE ATTITUDE OF GEN Z JESUS CHIRST!
Narrator: In the trunk, there is a butterfly carrying an earring, hidden under a dirty rag, then, the butterfly transforms into something
Calliope: *poofs* ....phew.....
Yvette: *returns back to normal* Woooooahh that felt weird!
Calliope: Bitch did you forget i can turn people into objects and that i can turn into a butterfly?
Yvette: Hmmmwelll you have so many powers i loose truck of them *yawns* plussss......I...don't really give a damn....
Calliope: Well I guess..... we just....wait here until they get out and we sneak on the spaceship?
Yvette: What about Master.....?
Calliope: *starts to get annoying hearing his name* Master can hang himself, he treats us like ragdolls he can toss and rip the head off whenever he wants
Yvette: Yeaaah....
Calliope: Besides this is good, we can go to space with these fools and Lóng will join us last minute, I'm sure he will follow us.
Yvette: You know...You're very cool when you're normal
Calliope: You too when you don't sleep all the time!
Calliope: I really get annoyed sometimes when you fall asleep all the time but I've gotten used to it...
Yvette: ......*sleeping*.......................Hmmm.......Did you say something
Calliope: Nevermind fuck you.
6 - 4 - Cadence Wolfenson
Narrator: The Main 6 have arrived at the Space Center, Lóng secretly followed them
Sita: *very upset that they arrived late* FINALLY, YOU DRIVE SO SLOW!
Saila : *offended* Sita you drive like a literal maniac, if I let you drive while being drunk you would have sent us all to the hospital!
Sita: I'm about to send Kanni to the Hospital for wasting..........how much money was that plush?
Chrislanda: 6 Euro
Sita: *yells at Kanni* 6 EUROS KANNI I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A......CANDY WITH THAT!
Kanni: *still crying* SHUT UP, THAT PLUSHIE WAS MY WHOLE.
Sita: IT DAMN WAS CUZ BECAUSE OF IT IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH.
Sita: I would if I wouldn't get arrested for that....
Kanni: EXACTLY, BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY UNSIGMA BULLY!
Saila: Guys I didn't drive us here for 2 hours just for Sita to almost drop the soap and for Kanni to cry about some two dollar toy from China, Let's just go meet with Cadence already!
Narrator: They enter the building.
Pablo: Sooo, Saila, how does this friend of yours look?
Saila: *looks around but doesn't see her* Where is she?
Narrator: Suddenly, someone exists from an elevator
Cadence: *is putting perfume on, then she spots Saila* Saila!!!!!!!
Saila: Cadence! *she runs towards her and they hug* It's been quite a long time since we last met eachother!
Cadence: Yeah, I missed you a lot! I need to thank you for saving all of us back then!
Sita: *chuckles* Saila, save YOU!?
Saila: *her eyes turn bleu and yellow, she looks seriously mad* Sita who revived your bitch ass two months.....yes...me :3
Cadence: So, what can I help you with?
Saila: Well....It's complicated.
Saila: I'm pretty sure you already heard of what we are doing right now, right?
Cadence: Saving the ancient 6 Heroes, I heard you already found one, am I right?
Pablo: Yup!
Saila: Listen, we need to gather these things called Heroic Shards, and....one of them is in space!
Cadence: Oh you want me to give you a rocket, sure I can do that, but can't you fly from here to space?
Saila: I can but they can't :|
Sita: I'm still upset you kept this a secret from us, bitch!
Cadence: *surprised* Oh, they didn't know?
Sita: *shocked* SHE KNEW TOOO!? JESUS SAILA ARE WE THE ONLY FOOLS WHO DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS!?
Chrislanda: Sita, just let it go!
Sita: I WON'T LET IT GO!
Kanni: Let it go, Let it Gooooooooooooo🎵
Chrislanda: By the way honey *looks at Cadence* You seem like a very nice young lady
Cadence: Thank you :3
Saila: A spaceship would be nice, however.....
Cadence: However???
Saila: *hesitates to say it* We need to go to Cosmofloria!
Cadence: *shocked* Oh my, I don't know.....
Cadence: They put up shields a few years ago, not even our team is allowed to enter it!
Sita: Then how do we get in?
Saila: I can try to destroy the shields
Cadence: *has a terrified expression* Oh no.....Anyone who does that is sentenced to death....
Pablo: Yeesh....
Saila: Hmmm..... I can try to teleport but I'm not good at it
Cadence: I can give you a spaceship but I can't help you when it comes to the shield thing, sorry :(
Sita: You are as useless as a white crayon.
Cadence: *feels sad about what she just heard* ....oh.....
Saila: *pats Cadence on the shoulder* It's ok girl, you already gave us a giant spaceship!
Cadence: *giggles* Come with me, We can depart in 20 minutes!
Narrator; Everyone enters the elevator, and after them also enter Calliope and Yvette disguised as the butterfly and the earring, they hide in Chrislanda's purse without anyone noticing.
6 - 5 - Off to the Galaxy
Narrator: After some time, the reached a room that had a giant spaceship ready to be launched in space.
Cadence: Here it is :D !
Sita: *amazed* WOOOWWW, that's actually really big!
Pablo: *excited and hopping like a child* EEEE, I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO SPACE!!! ><
Chrislanda: *is afraid* Oh...*looks at the spaceship in terror* My.......
Saila: *notices how scared Chrislanda is* Hey don't worry, if anything happens I'll be here to protect everyone!
Chrislanda: *smiles* Yeah you're right sweetie, I believe in you.
Huggs: Heh, this looks sick!
Kanni: *is taking a selfie* It's so preppy!
Cadence: Is everyone ready?
Sita: Hell yeah!
Chrislanda: *shivering from fear but looks at Saila and calms down* Y-Yes......
Sita: This lowkey looks like a missile!
Pablo: It looks like a giant pencil!
Sita: Mmmm, not really....
Narrator: They all go in the spaceship and put their seatbelts on
Cadence: Ok well I assume y'all already know how to drive a spaceship
Sita:....What?
Huggs: 💀
Cadence: *realizes* WHAT!? YO UDON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A SPACESHIP!?
Sita: BITCH IT'S NOT LIKE YO UCAN FIND THESE AR COSTCO FOR 3 DOLLARS 50% OFF AND TEST IT OUT MYSELF!
Cadence: Well then I'll have to come with you I guess.
Cadence: *sighs* Alright, buckle up!
6 - 6 - Yap Fest
Narrator: So our heroes launched into space.
Huggs: Woah the stars are breath taking!
Saila: *giggles* I know right?
Sita: It looks like someone had a major inspiration loss and copy pasted the same design over and over.
Saila: Aaah, C'mon Sita look how beautiful they are!
Sita: They are white dots on a black canvas bitch i could have done that at home, I give this place a 0/10, where's my AirBnB so I rate it One Star?
Cadence: I'll drive y'all to Cosmofloria but then the shield is your problem okay, I don't wanna get in trouble :(
Sita: *rolls eyes*
Sita: Be grateful for what, her driving us here? If I wanted I would have hired someone who would get us that stupid shield
Cadence: EXCUSE ME!?
Sita: Excuse you bitch, shut up and drive us there.
Cadence:Nah, I won't stand this disrespect!
Sita: Then Sit up.
Cadence: *growls*
Sita: You look like something I drew with my left hand
Saila: SITA STOP RAGEBAITING, SHE'S A BEAUTY!
Sita: *chuckles* Yeah Beauty and the Beast!
Cadence: What makes you so beautiful then?
Sita: Everything, from head to toe!
Saila: *starts feeling extremely stressed seeing Cadence being hurt and hearing Sita's mean insults, she starts to hyperventilate
Cadence: Well I'm al-
Sita: No one cares, HOW LONG DO WE HAVE UNTIL WE REACH COSMOFLORIA!
Cadence: Hmmm welll I thought no one cares about me so why should I tell you
Sita: Because if you don't tell me how much time we have left until there I'll tell you how much time you have until YOU FUCKING DIE!
Narrator: Sailaabruptly turns her head to Sita with a horrified face and she changes into her astral form. She then forcefully makes Sita faint, in that moment, the butterfly flies out of her purse and goes in another room*
Saila
: *realizes what she has done and she takes a few steps back in horror* I.....I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T STAND HER ANYMORE!
Kanni: Oh mai god did skibidi her last dop dop, slay lemme take a selfie!
Saila: SHE'LL BE FINE SHE JUST FAINTED!
Kanni: *her excitement goes away* Shit
6 - 6 END - The 4 Protectors of Space
IN OUTER SPACE
Narrator: There were 4 people on a moving planet
Cosmo: *is laying down with his hands behind his head and sighs* I'M SO BOOOREDD...
Vega: *playing with her hair out of order* Same.....
Boogie: *looks around* Pieww.......! PEW!
Cosmo: *gets up and crouches* Did ya spot anything suspicious, Boogs?
Boogie: *points at the spaceship*
Cosmo: *looks with a confused face* Oh what the hell?
Vega: Mmm.....I don't we saw this spaceship before
Vega: Lady Althea, should we investigate?
Althea: *looking at the stars, she turns around with the same depressed expression as always* Pardon me?
Cosmo: There's a rocket we never saw before
Althea:: *she lightens up a bit* Hmmm? *she gets closer to them to look at the rocket*
Althea:: ..........They might be intruders, we must investigate to keep Order in Space!
Cosmo: *gets excited* HELL YEAAH, LET'S GOOO!
Vega: *smiles* Finally, something to do!
Althea: *looks sad at the ground while everyone else is cheering* ....Let's go...
IN THE ROCKET
Cadence: I'm fine Saila, seriously now, her words don't affect me, I had to deal with way worse...
Saila: If you say so.....
Cadence: I hate to think these poor children need to tolerate this behavior of hers
Huggs: Thank you lady, you seem cool.
Chrislanda: *feels unwell and stressed* She is unrecognizable, what happened to the little Sita I once knew?.....Money corrupted her...
Pablo: She's.....gone....
Saila: I don't even know why me and her are friends at this point....
Pablo: Regardless if you are friends with her or not, all 6 of us have to stick together to save the rest of the heroes and find the other Heroic Shards....
Huggs: Yeah I guess......
Narrator: Suddenly, the rocket stops moving
Cadence: *confused* What the hell?
Saila: What happened
Chrislanda: *starts t o cry and scream* AAAAH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE *rushes to Saila and hugs her* I'M AFRAID MY OLD BONES CAN'T HANDLE RISKY STUFF LIKE SPACE!!
Cadence: No nooo, we're gonna be fine Mrs Mouserelia! Everything wll calm down.....after I calm down as well CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
Kanni: We're cooked!
Narrator: Everyone started to freak out
Chrislanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Saila: MAYBE IT'S THE ENGINE!?
Cadence: *checks* NO IT'S OKAY!
Pablo: WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN!?
Narrator: Suddenly, footsteps can be heard....
Chrislanda: WAS THERE ANYONE HERE BEFORE!?
Saila: *makes a sign to Chrislanda to whisper*
Narrator: Suddenly, 4 quickly appear in the room
Cosmo: FREEEZE!!
Chrislanda: AAAH NOO PLEASE WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHIGN WRONG!
Althea: *inspects them and is confused* How odd....You look like ordinary people, not space travelers.
Saila: We're not space travelers, we are people from Kadamia.
Cosmo: *rolls his eyes* Uuuh, BOOO-RIIING, c'mon I thought y'all were, something like a cult that kills people or an evil organization, pfft, what a joke...
Vega: *looks at her nails with sassiness* Y'all seem to not notice the cadaver lying dead on the floor over there *points at Sita*
Chrislanda: NO NOO, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Vega: *chuckles* That's what they all say!
Cosmo: Hehe, now we're more like it!
Saila: Listen, I did that....she was talking too much and....I put her to sleep
Althea: So you.....*inspects her more* I can't believe my eyes, could you be an Astral Bunny, those things became one with the earth years ago!
Saila: *blushes* He he, my ancestors were the only ones who survived...
Cadence: Listen, I'm with the Space FBI *shows her badge* These are Royals from the Kadamian Countires, Mouserelia!
Cosmo: Kadamia is so dull and boring compared to other sick and badass worlds in the whole galaxy, we don't really care to inspect it
Boogie: PIEWWW :(
Vega: Boogie says he'd like to know more about your world!
Cosmo: Well Boogie wants to see anything I guess, he'd be a fan of seeing paint dry on walls!
Althea: Hmm.....* feels depressed and without hope*
Vega: *notices*....Lady Althea?
Althea: ........Yes,....I just......we......Just have too keep searching
Cosmo:*looks at Althea with sadness*
Cosmo: We'll always be here to help you.
Vega: We'll keep on trying to find them!
Cosmo: While being fucking awesome and saving space, hehe >:)
Kanni: What the sigma is that blue oi oi oi?
Boogie: Preww?
Vega: He's a Space Beetle, isn't he cool?
Kanni: I don't wanna him to be part of my symphony.
Althea: Can we help you with something, travelers, after all ,we are protectors of Space
Saila: We need to get to Cosmofloria, but the shield will be in our way.
Althea:.....I see *has an angry expression*
Althea:....Do not worry, I can help you with that....After all....I do have some unresolved business to deal with there...
Cosmo: *confused* The fuck is she talking about?
Vega: I don't know....something personal?
Cosmo: I'd figure we'd know it, it can't be about her pare-
Althea: You two shut it......We'll talk later.
Cosmo: *very confused* Jesus Christ okay!
Chrislanda: Oh my, Thank you so much Dearies!
Sita: *wakes up* Mhmmmmm
Althea:: Greetings
Sita: *gets scared and screams* AAAAARGHHHHH WHO ARE YOU CLOWNS!?
Cosmo: Pffft, Clown, I'm not clown lady!
Sita: Buh, pathetic teenage men are always the cockiest!
Saila: *giggles* Well look who's speaking, queen of cockiness!
Sita: Shut up bitch, what happened to me!?
Saila: *pretends to not know* UMMMMM
Pablo: You fell asleep instantly!
Sita: *confused* Whar? I'd never fall asleep instantly, I would do my 3 hour facial routine!
Vega: You fainted, dumbass....
Sita: Who are you to call me a dumbass, Emo of the Galaxy?
Vega: *rolls her eyes*
Althea: Do not insult me or my companions, you barbie world looking buffoon, if you want my help then respect us, if not then go home.
Sita: Pffft, I don't need you losers! We can get past the damn shield without you
Althea: Such a pity, I had higher expectations for the Queen of Mouserelia, it seems you are just an uneducated brat who just insults everyone because she's insecure and the only was she can make herself better is insult people and make her miserable, just as she is on the inside, instead of fixing your problems, you push them onto people by hurting them, my oh my you are pathetic.
Sita: *she looks shocked and is very sad on the inside* THAT'S......NOT AT TRUEE!
Althea: Stop trying to hide, GROW UP AND ADMIT THAT YOU'RE WRONG.
Althea: Such a person like you isn't worthy of the title of Queen.
Sita: I...I.......*looks like she's about to break down* FUCK YOUUU.
Althea: Your insults do not affect me, they are meaningless, they are like a mere small breeze.
Sita: SMALL BREEZE HUH!? WELL *prepares to punch her* THIS BREEZE WON'T BE SO SMALL *she punches Althea but she's protected by a shield*
Althea: Fool
Althea: Let us continue, Cosmofloria is 15 minutes away from here, I suggest you keep this creature somewhere where none of out passengers can get hurt!
Sita: *is extremely mad* Bro what the fuck am I, a wild animal, WHAT AM I TO YOU!?
Althea: A bitch.
Sita: I am the ICON, the LEGEND, and THE FUCKING MOMENT
Althea: The only MOMENT right now is the *mocks her* MOMENT where you shut the fuck up.
Sita: UUUGGH, I HATE YOU ALLLL!!!
Saila: *sighs in sadness* Nothing new......
Cadence: She needs a Reality Check!
Chrislanda: Maybe talking to a therapist would be a good idea?
Pablo: To be honest we need therapy more than her after all she's been doing to us.
Huggs: Valid
Cosmo: Hahaaa, Hell yeah Althea you showed her who's boss!
Vega: Yeaah >:)
Althea: I am not proud of my previous discussion with her.
Cosmo: BOOOOOO! WHY NOT!? SHE WAS AN ASS!
Vega: Yeah she was so rude to you...why do you regret it?
Althea: That being is hurting inside, she does not want to admit it. She hurts people because she hates herself and wants to be the best, my argument with her made it worse. I do not seek to heal her broken soul, I have way more important matters to attend to then to fix someone who clearly cannot be fixed....However, as much as she hurts inside, there is a limit, she can be disrespectful to whoever she wants, but when it comes to me, I have my limit. However enough is enough, I had to show her that I am not a person she can recklessly insult and hurt for her own "therapy" I'd say so.....I did not intend to hurt her, I just stood up for myself and didn't let her treat me like a puppet on strings she can manipulate with her hurtful words. As I said, her words mean nothing to me, i hear them, i forget them, they are nothing else but a fleeting moment but i do oh so indeed set boundaries.
6 - 8 - The Shield
Cadence: We are here!
Sita: *looks outside and is shocked* Ok that shield is bigger than my bank account!
Saila: Jesus Christ you don't need to flex so much we already know you are rich!
Cadence: Say *looks at Althea* ,......Missss........
Althea: I'd please to be called Lady Althea.......
Cadence: Lady Althea, how will you break the shield, if you try to do anything against it, you will get killed by it!
Althea: *raises an eyebrow* Is that soo?....Hmm........Those Isolated Fucks...
Cosmo: 💀
Chrislanda: *afraid* Oh dear, how will you manage to de-activate the shield!?
Cosmo: Heh well Ma'am if our Althea says she can get the job done that she will indeed get it fucking done >:)
Althea: Let's say that, me and the king of Cosmofloria have some....*her face turns grumpy* unresolves business.....................
Althea: I was once an ally of his, so I know the spell that unlocks the gate.
Pablo: Oh well yeah that solves all of our problems!
Cadence: Hehe, thank goodness you found us, otherwise we would have been screwed!
Cosmo: Well it's thanks to lil old Boogs, he saw your spaceship!
Boogie: Pewww :3
Vega: He says he is happy to help :3
Althea: This bug is full of empathy, something i find quite fascinating....*smiles* and sweet!
Kanni: Let's reduce the shield's aura level, it aura farmed too much, now it's time for it's flop era
Cosmo: *confused and disgusted by her wording* What in the fuck is this build a bear saying!?
Sita: I don't know man I'm convinced she's a snuck on to earth!
Huggs: Hehe, this is so cool! we are in space
Sita: Yeah dumbass, we're in space for the past 2 hours!
Huggs: Well I'm sorry for enjoying the moment >:(
Sita: I'll enjoy the moment I spank you
Huggs: Spank me for what!?
Sita: Uuuh...Inflation.....IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT HUGGS, YOU CAUSED INFLATION
Huggs: What the fuck are you even saying?
Narrator: I have no idea, it's 7:44 AM, I have no energy to write, i just drank a Fanta that tasted like shit and I'm out of ideas, I WANT TO SLEEP
Sita: Who said that?
Narrator: Uuuuh, your mom * despawns*
Sita: WHA...HEY GET BACK HERE!?
Saila: Sita, with who the hell are you talking!
Sita: Y'ALL DIDN'T HEAR THAT VOICE EARLIER!?
Althea: Hmmm...Pathetic and now crazy too....as a teenage girl would say now adays....Slay˚.🎀༘⋆
Saila: Yeah earlier today she said that soup is a drink!
Cosmo: Oh sure and I'm not a prince...BOOOO!
Huggs: Heh, you're a prince, cool!
Sita: Why does your cocky aaah feel the need to tell us how AWEEESOMEEE you are!?
Cosmo: Because I'd like to inform you that you are not the only royalty here, bitch :D
Cadence: Ok, can we actually just focus? For the past 5 minutes, all of us are talking about random things when we should just focus on de activating the damn shield!
Vega: Cosmo just let it go, yes she deserves it but i just wanna kick some ass right now man, I'm bored rotting in this stupid room.
Cosmo: *annoyed* Ugh....FINNNE....
Althea: COSMIC COSMICNESSS!
Narrator: The Shield disappears
Pablo: *chuckles* Cosmic Cosmicness, what kind of spell is that!?
Althea: The spell of a drunk man who named the spell with the 3 remaining and surviving brain cells left in his utterly stupid brain....
Cosmo: Damn you really have beef with the king now do you?
Althea: *side eyes Cosmo* ...................Let us proceed forward
6 - 10 - A not so Warm Welcome
Narrator: Cadence successfully landed the spaceship onto Cosmofloria. Cosmofloria was a flying state full of vegetation and skies full of stars. Everyone gets out of the ship.
Saila: *amazed* The air here is amazing!
Pablo: It really is!
Narrator: The butterfly with the earring flies out of Chrislanda's bag unnoticed.
Chrislanda: It's because Cosmofloria seems to be full of these beautiful plants and trees that create oxygen for us! :3
Sita: Pfft nerd.... You know how you sounded like!? "ERRRM ATCUALLLY THE H2O HERE IS PRODUCED BY WHATEVER THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR A TREE IS!!" Buh....
Kanni: HEY H2O IS "CLEAURR NAURRR"
Vega: H2O is the chemical formula of water you uneducated fucks.....
Huggs: I don't think she even knows what photosynthesis is
Sita: YES I DO!
Huggs: *smirks* Really, then tell us?
Sita: *starts to sweat and tries coming up with an excuse* UUUUH
Narrator: Suddenly, an alarm can be heard!
Speaker Voice: INTRUUUDER, INTRUUUDE,R SOMEONE SEND THE COSMOFLORIAN PALADINS, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER IN COSMOFLORIA!
Sita: Thank god.....
Sita: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, WE'LL TALK ABOUT POLAROIDSYNTHESIS OR WHATEVER LATER!
Althea: Hmmmm......I believe I must go "feed my plants" or "water my cat" as they say in these TV shows.
Sita: WHA- NO YOU STAY WITH US!
Althea: You do not have control of what I do, therefor adios.
Cosmo: Yeaaah...uuhhh.......Good luck.....Don't die I guess
Vega: *smirks* Very good battling advice, you'd save a whole army with those words
Cosmo: Oh shut up! >:(
Vega: No you shut up!
Althea: I never ha-.....mm......*looks unwell*.....Never raised a child but you two act like those.
Althea: I believe both of you should stop talking.
Kanni: @everyone sybau little bro🥀
Sita: Sybau Kanni no one cares about what you say.
Saila: Guys we have the Official Cosmoflorian Police and Army coming to catch our asses and instead of running we tell each other sybau like we're some 7 year olds!?
Cosmoflorian Paladin: FREEZE INTRUDERS, WE SHALL MAKE YOU PER...........*Is in utter shock*...S.... S-Saila!?
Narrator: Saila looks like she is about to throw up and collapse, the horror in her eyes, her body shivering, she starts to shed a tear
6 - 12 - Rolling Gaffer Tape
Hopkins :.....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Saila: So...this is where you went after you left abandoned me....like I was some old toy you stopped playing with...
Hopkins : Saila it's all a misun-
Saila: DON'T!
Sita: Is this....your...
Saila: .........
Cosmo: Dawg I just want to leave.
Vega: I don't, this is entertaining.
Cosmo: MMMMM.....Mmmmyeahhh a little...
Althea: Why you there, Hare in golden armor.......Is King Astroherbus your leader?
Hopkins : I won't answer any questions from intruders!
Saila: You fucking cunt we're no strangers!
Narrator: Saila suddenly gets flashbacks of everything, her abusive mom, her good moments with Hopkins , the love poems she wrote about him, the night he left, how she tripped on the street in the falling rain, how the car hit her, dealing with the fact that he is gone, the moment of 30 seconds of utter silence after she stabbed herself and collapsed on the floor, bleeding, waiting for everything to end...waiting there to die, feeling the sensation of the knife in her stomach just how it was 6 years ago. She was crying, huffing and puffing, feeling like she will explode from all these memories, all the stress. Looking at Hopkins's face, she felt like it was yesterday when he last saw him. It was Gaffer Tape, rolling Saila's teenage years in her head, that's what she saw it as......rolling and rolling........
Chrislanda: *she grabs Saila's hand and looks at her with concern, knowing in how much pain she is and wanting to comfort her*
Hopkins : *he feels like an arrow has stabbed his heart*.....
Althea: Do not worry, we come in peace
Hopkins : We come in peace my ass, you de activated the shield!
Althea: Only because you isolated assholes put the damn shield that I thought from the start is a bad idea!
Althea: I know Astroherbus, he knows me, there is no point in us discussing.....Tell him that Lady Althea requests to urgently speak to his highness.
Saila: *rolling and rolling*...I.......I...*she looks to the ground, where she sees a few wet spots, where some of her tears fell*
Chrislanda: *is extremely worried* SWEETHEART GRAB MY HAND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT *hugs her*
Saila: ...........* she smiles while crying and giggles*
Narrator: The memories play faster and faster, she feels like she can't handle her emotions anymore.....she sees everything distorted and feels dizzy, like she's about to collapse, her eyes change color, it just keeps rolling and rolling
Sita: *is afraid* Woah everyone back away that's not good!
Narrator: And rolling!
Chrislanda: No, she needs me, she needs someone.
Saila: It's rolling...and rolling.....and rolling and rolling*she starts to scream* ANDROLLINGANDROLLING ANDROLLINGANDROLLING ANDROLLINGANDROLLING ANDROLLINGANDROLLING ANDROLLINGANDROLLINGANDROLLINGANDROLLING AND ROLLING
Sita: Wtf💀?
Saila: I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!!
Narrator: Suddenly, Saila's emotions create an explosion that knocks back and hurts everyone, with Chrislanda being horribly injured....However Althea did not get hurt because of her shield.
Althea: *is worried for everyone, she goes to check if they are ok* Cosmo, VegaBoogie!
Sita: JESUS CHRIST THAT HURT!
Pablo: We are all ok though!
Cosmo: Heh, yeah, it's going to take more than that to take this body down >:)
Vega: I'm used to earthquakes so It's not that big of a deal......Boogie got his wing injured thought which isn't good.
Boogie: Piuuu :,(
Saila: *looks around and feels horrible* What...What have I done!? I'M A MONSTER!
Saila: *she sees Chrislanda on the floor, bleeding and unconscious* CHRISLANDAA!! *she rushes to see how she's doing, she starts crying seeing how injured Chrislanda is* I'M SO SORRY IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
Chrislanda: *she looks at her and smiles* Swe- *coughs* tie.......I'm proud....to have.........protected you!
Narrator: Sailathen heals Chrislanda with her powers
Chrislanda: *realizes what happened, she gets up and hugs Saila*
???: What the hell happened here!?
6 - 13 - The King Himself!
Narrator: It was the King himself, King Astroherbus!
Kanni: We are cooked
Huggs: We're more than cooked, we are straight up deep fried.
King Astroherbus: So these are the intruders that entered my Kingdom!
Hopkins : *gets up* We are sorry for this failure sir, Sa-......That rabbit over there attacked us!
Saila: *hears him and gets mad* Attacked us my sweet patootie!
Sita: Listen Bitch, we all saw what happened, it wasn't her fault and we know it!
Hopkins : HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREAT KING!?
Sita: Just as I dare to do this * shows middle finger* HA HAAAH, HERE HAVE ANOTHER ONE * shows middle finger with both hands*
Cosmo: I'm starting to like her, even though she rude to us.
Vega: That's so real...she seems cool.
Hopkins : WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! WHAT IS THIS!?
Saila: *feels awkward* Ummm............well.......I WON'T EXPLAIN A SINGLE THIGN TO YOUR "DADDY HAS TO GET THE MILK" ASS!
Althea: *grimaces*........Salut.......
King Astroherbus: Do my eyes serve me right *rubs his eyes* Althea!? *is extremely surprised and happy to see her, he runs towards her*
Althea: DON'T. COME. CLOSE TO ME!
Althea: I am not happy to see you nor will I be staying.
Althea: I am here to investigate more about what happened to my parents, as well to help.....*looks at Sita* My.......friends.....
Sita: Ew!
King Astroherbus: *seems upset*.....These are intruders.....
Althea: I am an intruder too, if you wish to call us that....
King Astroherbus: Althea you literally just de-activated the shield without my permission and went here with these people!
Althea: That's because your isolated bitch ass put the damn shields in the first place, how could I communicate with you if the shields were up, do I have your number? No. I don't even want it, I don't even want to hear your voice.
Sita: Yeah buddy, we need to talk about these motherfucking shields you decided to put 10 years ago.
King Astroherbus: *gets scared seeing Sita here* Q-Q-Q-QQUEEN SITA!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Sita: I'd be afraid if I was you too because right now I am 2 seconds away from punching your ugly face!
Sita: Who the fuck told you that you can just disappear from the Mouserelia Alliance and put some shields so that no one reaches you, HUH!?
King Astroherbus: Well who are you to tell me how to protect my kingdom?
Sita: Uuh, I don't know, MAYBE THE LEADER OF THE WHOLE ALLIENCE!
Chrislanda: It says in the book at Rule 45! "If you want leave the alliance, you have to officially announce it and sign the contract before doing so"
King Astroherbus: Who said anything of leaving the Alliance, I just didn't show up to the meetings!
Sita: *has an annoyed look* EHEM, hit him up grandma!
Chrislanda: Rule 68 "If you are part of the of the Alliance, you need to show up at every meeting and if not, you need to announce why"
King Astroherbus: Well that's just stupid....
Sita: *she swings her umbrella and hits him in the face* DONT YOU DARE COMPLAIN!
King Astroherbus: OW!
Hopkins : *prepares to shoot Sita for hitting the king*
Saila: *sees him and attacks Hopkins by sending him a flying boulder to his head*
Hopkins : *he gets hit by it, screams and drops to the ground* OW, JESUS CHRIST!
Saila: *giggles loudly*
Sita: I am not afraid to start a war with Cosmofloria. I'll shatter your stupid Kingdom and bombard every house, every building. Nothing will be left
King Astroherbus: HAH, YOUR MISSLES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY PALADINS, THEIR STRONG BATTLE SKILLS WILL OBTERATE YOUR KNIGHTS!
Sita: Yeah but you can't stop these missiles!
King Astroherbus: HAHA, STUPID MOUSE, WE HAVE SHIELDS
Althea: No you do not. Not anymore.
King Astroherbus: That's.....yeaa that's a good p-...WAIT....WHAT!?
Althea: I destroyed them
King Astroherbus: HOW DARE YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, YOU KNOW HOW HARD WE WORKED ON THESE
Althea: Because and I quote "I felt like it"
Pablo: OK JUST, STOP THE DEAT HTREATHS RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO TELL HI MABOUT THE 6 HEROES!
Saila: Yes, that's true
Sita: Ok, Listen here, so...
Narrator: Sita explains to everyone on their adventure and how they saved Angelica and how they are searching for the other 5 and the Heroic Shards!
King Astroherbus: Ah! Well that's fascinating! However I can't help you!
Huggs: *confused* But the book says that the 6th shard is here!
King Astroherbus: Well maybe so young man, but that doesn't mean I have it!
Althea: Liar.
King Astroherbus: Pardon me?
Althea: I know you have the shard, you showed me it years ago!
King Astroherbus: Oh my no, may-
Althea: *she gets angry and raises her voice* Do not pretend like you don't know what I am talking about!
Narrator: From far away, you can see two people watching.
Calliope: THIS IS LIKE WATCHING TV! SO MUCH DRAMA, HEHEHEHEEE!
Yvette: Mmmm...Yeah I guesss *sleepy* I....need.....foood......!
Calliope: Well I'm sure we can find like *looks around* uuuh, look at that guard there, maybe you can feast on him?
Yvette: I'm too tired.....
Calliope: Are you fucking for real? You are tired because you didn't eat but you are too lazy to eat?
Yvette: Sounds about right.......
Calliope: *rolls her eyes* I will kill him for you I guess!
Yvette: It doesn't work like that, I need to feast on their life energy, if you kill him, that stuff goes away........
Calliope: *shrugs* I'll still kill him either way, I WANT TO MUUUUUUUUUUUUURDERRRR * laughs like a psychopath*
Narrator: Suddenly a poof can be hear and someone appears next to them
Lóng: *extremely happy* Yvette, Calliope, my favorite people :D !! *hugs them*
Narrator: Lóng then hugs them both. Yvetteand Calliope both are confused and weirded out.
Calliope: Are you....feeling okay? Did you eat something poisonous?
Yvette: *she usually has her eyes close but she is starring at long like a cat with big eyes* Uuuuh........
Lóng: Awww, can't I be happy with my friends, my wonderful friends! UwU
Lóng: I JUST KNEW YOU'D FIND A WAY TO GET HERE!
Calliope: Uuuuh....how did you spawn here....UH WHO CARES LET'S ARSON HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lóng: Hm yes yes, arson together, like family :D
Calliope: I don't remember my family....but...uuuh.....SHIT I WANTED TO MAKE A YOUR MOM JOKE BUT I'M TOO DUMB FOR IT LET'S JUST KILL!
Lóng: Not so fast!
MEANWHILE
King Astroherbus: FINE, I ADMIT I HAVE THE 6TH SHARD!
King Astroherbus: BUT IT'S MINE!
Althea: *is very mad* ARE YOU SERIOUS!? YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE US A STUPID PIECE OF GLASS WHEN YOU JUST COMPLICATED MY LIFE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING?
King Astroherbus: Look, I'm sorry for that but-
Althea: Well sorry doesn't solve anything, hmmm?
Althea: This is not acceptable.
King Astroherbus: I AM NOT GIVING YOU THE DAMN SHARD!
Cosmo: *he flies to King Astroherbus and grabs him by the throat* YOU DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE IN THE PRESENCE OF LADY ALTHEA, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Vega: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!
Boogie: >:(
Althea: Enough of this, I'm fine Cosmo, thank you.
Cosmo: *looks back and lets go of his throat*
Althea: If you do not give us the shard then I will take it by force....
Saila: And we will help :)
6 -14 - Deal for the 6th Shard
Cadence: I need to get out of here.....
King Astroherbus: .......
Narrator: King Astroherbus takes a moment to think
King Astroherbus: Fine, here's what we will do. If you want this shard, you will have to battle with all of my soldiers. Yeah that's right, every single paladin ALONE, No help from Althea or any of her friends!
Sita: *is flabbergasted* HWUUUUAAAT!?
Chrislanda: That's unfair!
Huggs: Yeah how do you exactly think we can defeat armored paladins with swords and bow and arrows, like, we will get killed instantly.
Huggs: Sure, I do have ninja skills and can easily kill easy pray with my bamboo...Sita and Chrislanda both have guns disguised as regular items. So we have a lot of power but that won't be enough, it's 6 against thousands!
King Astroherbus: Do I look like I care, young man?
King Astroherbus: If you really want it then come and get it!
Kanni: You are not tuff at all twin
Saila: *giggles and has a cute smile* Oh, this will be child's play
Saila: I will terminate every paladin in seconds, aaah, it will be *looks at Hopkins and stops smiling* quite the killing spree *smiles again* he he he <3
King Astroherbus: I'm afraid killing isn't allowed
Saila: Oh, said who?
Saila: You didn't specify anything therefor I'm not afraid to kill you this instant, I can make you vanish in seconds :3
Hopkins : *sighs* Saila I get that you want me dead but don't take it out on the other soldiers and the King!
King Astroherbus: *he looks at Hopkins surprised* You know this girl?Hopkins ?
Hopkins : Yes sir.....
???: HOPKINS !!
Narrator: Suddenly, 2 people can be seen running at Hopkins . They were Maxywaze and Kimalla.
Maxywaze: *hugs Hopkins tightly* Oh my goodness I was so worried for you!
Kimalla: *she says on an elegant tone* Sir, are you ok!?
Hopkins : *smiles* No need to worry girls, I'm a paladin, I can take care of myself!
Maxywaze: *grabs his hands and looks with love in his eyes* It doesn't matter, I always worry about you :3
Saila: *side eyes* Oh, hey look, Is hat you GIRLFRIEND!? Is that why you left me!? So you can bang her!?
Narrator: Everyone had an awkward look
Saila: *she starts to become very heated and starts to scream* I BET YOU AND HER KNEW EACHOTHER BEFORE ME AND YOU HAD AN AFFAIR!
Saila: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME FROM THE VERY START!
Hopkins : Jesus Christ, CHIIL! SHE'S JUST A FRIEND!
King Astroherbus: This is my daughter Maxywaze, and her servant Kimalla, who both befriended Kimalla
Althea: *she looks at Maxywaze and feels anxious*
Cosmo: Lady Althea? Is everything ok?
Althea: *isn't moving at all*
Cosmo: *waves in front of Althea's face* HELOOOOOOWWW....EARTH TO ALTHEA!
Kanni: Blud is afk
Kimalla: Hello!
Maxywaze: So you are the bad guys that broke in our kingdom >:(
Maxywaze: My friend Hopkins will turn you into ashes!
Saila: Not if i do it first!
Maxywaze: WHO THE HELL EVEN ARE YOU!?
Hopkins : She's my ex
Maxywaze: *her mood changes* Oh....
Maxywaze: *looks at Saila awkwardly* Listen.....I'm sorry for what happened to you, but it wasn't his fault!
Kimalla: Yeah her reaction was.....valid.....
Saila: IT WAS HIS FAULT, HE LEFT ME!
Maxywaze: HE LEFT YOU BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE HE WAS FORCED!
Saila: I DON'T CAR- WE WILL SPEAK ABOUT THIS PRIVATELY LATER!
King Astroherbus: Well now, I wish you good luck, Sita!
King Astroherbus: And I wish you good luck too Althea.....if you are still looking for your parents...
Althea:..........
Althea: *she looks at him with a horrified look and her voice is shaking*....T....This isn't over...
Narrator: The king and all his paladins left.
Cadence: Ummm.....* looks around and whistles* Yeeaah....I did my part....say....Althea?
Althea: What is it, young girl?
Cadence: Could you please take Sita and the others to Kadamia in my absence?
Althea: *sighs* Yes, I shall do that.
Cadence: *is happy and surprised* Really!? Oh thank you thank you thank you!
Cadence: Alright guys, I need to go back to work, Goodbye everyone!
Saila: Byee gurl! :3
Narrator: Cadence turns into her alien form and teleports*
Saila: *turns back to normal*
Saila: Well...that was.....A LOT!
Chrislanda: *is very worried* Sweetheart are you okay? You just saw your ex!
Saila: Yeah....It was...traumatizing, after all that he has done.
Althea: I believe me and my group have other things to attend to, I wish you good luck!
Cosmo: Good luck guys, make those guys toast!
Vega: Yeah, I wish we could help but we sadly can't.....
Boogie: PIUIIIII :3
