World 6 - Cosmofloria

World 6 - Cosmofloria

6 - 1 - "Your Past Heartbreak shall be felt again"

Narrator: After the sad, tragic, and twisted events of Sita's adventure in Buzami, the crew returned to Mouserelle.

Sita: Ok that's....huh.....weird...

Saila: Yeah........."The next shard is in space, where your past heartbreak shall be felt again"

Sita: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

Pablo: Honey, calm down!

Sita: STOP CALLING ME THAT AFTER YOU BETRAYED ME.....YOU CHEATER!

Pablo:Ch....CHEATER!?

Sita: YOU TOOK SAILA'S SIDE AND NOT MINE, THEREFOR YOU CHEATED ON ME, GO NOW, YOU KISS HER AND LET HER BE YOUR DARLING...YOU CAN FUCK HER TOO IF YOU WA-

Saila: Sita for fuck sake the only thing we need right now is your screaming, it's already enough that you caused such a scene yesterday!

Chrislanda: And could we tone down the swearing if possible my dearies.....It's...*looks down at the ground* making me a bit uncomfortable.

Sita: Bro we barely got rid of Nénuphar Sybau!

Chrislanda: Sybau.......Is that....a, what do you call them....a singloid?

Kanni: A vocaloid you boomer! AND SYBAU IS A SAYING!

Huggs

Chrislanda: Oh......Sorry sweetie, I am old and do not know these...modern sayings....

Kanni: Oh my Tralalero Tralala.....

Chrislanda: Tray....lay.......Tally.......WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?

Huggs: *rolls his eyes* Don't bother about it.....It's stupid anyway.....

Chrislanda: *is a bit confused* I mean.... if you say so....

Kanni: *smiles* Nice new look!

Huggs: Thank you, I needed a new one.

Chrislanda: *looks at Huggs with admiration* My oh my Huggs, you grew up so fast

Sita: Everyone shut the fuck up I need to concentrate, i can't get mad or else I'll start having wrinkles!

Kanni: Yea, you don't wanna look like you passed away 3 times like Christian Land

Chrislanda: Young lady that was very offensive :(

Saila: Ok so we clearly know we need to go to Cosmofloria, but, what is the book trying to tell us?

Chrislanda: It might be a riddle?

Sita: It's way too damn less text for a riddle.

Pablo: Yeah I agree.

Sita: Dawg do we even need to focus on what the book says?

Saila: What do you mean?

Sita: I MEEEAAAN....Angelica already told us the next Shard is in Cosmofloria! Why are we beating ourselves to figure this shit out!?

Saila: What it's something very important

Pablo: Nah I agree with Sita, 100%!

Sita: Shut up I'm still upset on you! If you agree with me now i doesn't change a thing you lothario!

Saila: 💀

Pablo: *has a stressed expression* I suddenly changed my opinion to whatever Saila said earlier..... >:(

Sita: Fuck you💀

Chrislanda: I think she just go in Cosmofloria, I mean.......the book isn't telling us anything important now because Angelica already told us!

Sita: Ya think so?

Saila: Hmmmm, fine I guess.

Huggs: If you ask me I thi-

Sita: Nobody asked you!

Saila: *looks at Sita upset* Well I'm asking him now!

Sita: I didn't ask if you asked bitch!

Saila: *side-eyes Sita* .........Don't forget that I'm a literal goddess......

Sita: More like God ass, cuz your ass is huge!

Huggs: *flips hair* Ok seriously though, I think we should....just go.

Kanni: Oi oi oiiiiii, Mrs Skibid Karen mentioned we can't J walk there, however Seila said she knows a sigma that can helps us!

Sita: Yeah, who do you know Saila?

Saila: Well....From what I know the access to Cosmofloria is very limited. It is protected by a shield and no one can exit it or get in.

Chrislanda: That's...not really normal.

Sita: Yeah that's fucking odd

Huggs: *confused* So like, the moment we enter here we cannot get out?

Saila: I'm afraid so!

Saila:Chrislanda, Sita, you talked to Astroherbus and his daughter, Maxywaze. They rule Cosmofloria, do you now why they would do such a thing?

Sita: They are mean ass people i tell you, not welcoming at all, I think they just hate people!

Huggs: Very real of them

Sita: Shut up emo aaah.

Huggs: The only that should shut up is you.

Sita: *upset* How dare you talk to me like that, I am your mother!

Huggs: *Is extremely angry and shouts* Oh ok so now I am your son! Yesterday when I needed you, you acted like I was just some random piece of shit!

Sita: You are watch you eat.

Saila: I'm two seconds away to calling child services :3

Pablo: Anyways, Saila, continue.

Saila: Right. Anyways I have this friend that is a Space FBI Agent, I think if we explain the situation they would let us there!

Sita: Who is it? I might know them!

Saila: Her name is Cadence Wolfenson

Sita: I heard of her but I never met her.

Huggs: Hmmm, well then I guess we should give her a call?

Saila: Yeah good idea, I'll go do that real quick.

Narrator: Saila left to talk on the phone with Cadence Wolfenson, meanwhile the rest were talking to eachother! However, somewhere outside....

????1: Hmmmmmm.....Ok they are calling someone called Cadence Wolfenson! Hmmmmm, as your leader I say to follow these clowns!

????3: HEEEHEHEEEHEEEEE! We shall strike them, and the whole universe >:3

????2: Hmmm.........What happened........Where am i?

????1: Oh Yvette, for fuck sake can you NOT sleep for a second!? We are literally about to make the biggest Achievemnt of the Terrible Three!

Yvette: I........I mean....This....air is so.......*falls asleep floating with her tongue out and snores immediately*

Lóng: *face palms* Oh my god I feel like I'm the only one doing something for this god forsaken group!

Calliope: *drinks beer* I think of it more as a cult....the type that *her mouth turns full of eyes and she stares into the soul of Lóng, speaking on a creepy tone* BRUTALLY MURDERS THEIR VICTIMS IN DIFFERENT WAY.....WE ARE HERE TO CAUSE CHAOS.....WE....SHALL KILL EVERYTHING IN OUR WAY, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA! ....sorri i kinda silly sometimes *burps loudly*

Lóng: *looks at Yvette with a weird expression* Oh god what am I gonna do with you two, I'm the only smart one here!

Calliope: HEY, I'M SMART TOOO!

Lóng: Hmmm? Is that so?.........Fine then *gets close to Calliope and pretends to steal her nose* GOTCHA NOSE!

Calliope: *starts to cry and scream* NOOO, MY NOSE YOU PSYCHO, HOW AM I GONNA BREATHE, I'M SUFFOCATING, I'M GONNA DIE *kneels to the ground and starts to make choking sounds* AHRGHHHHH....MY LIFE WAS TOO SHORT.... GUYS.....IF ANYONE COMESI N MY HOUSE DONT LET THEM SEE THE BODIES IN THE FREEZER AND THE ATTIC, I BEG YOU, AND DON'T LET THEM SEE MY SEARCH HISTORY, I'M SORRY FOR SEELING DR-

Lóng: I literally just touched your nose...you still have it you dumbass.....

Calliope: *realizes and looks at Lóng* 0--0........

Yvette: Hmmmm. can y'all stop complaning, I want to sleep

Lóng: *slaps Yvette* GET YOUR ASS UP!

Yvette: *looks at Lóng like she's about to kill him* HOW DARE YAAAAA!? *growls* I SHALL KILL YOU!

Lóng: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! *shows Yvette's her own refelection in his mirror*

Yvette: YOU ASSHOLE *screams loudly from pain, she kneels to the ground with her hands on her head* ARRRGHHH!

Lóng: *laughs like a villain* That will teach you!

Lóng: *turns around*.....Calliope where is your beer?

Calliope: The beer....OH YEAH..... I gave it to that 7 year old and told him it's apple juice......

Calliope: .......I was bored.

Lóng: For once I'm proud of you

Yvette: I SHALL GET MY REVENGE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM FEASTING FROM YOUR SOUL

Calliope: HEHEHE...SUCK SOULS..... HEHEHEHE TAHT SOUNDS FUNNN!

Lóng:......*looks at Saila's house* NO NO NOOO, THEY LEFT! YOU IDIOTS DISTRACTED ME !

Lóng: GAAAAH, LET'S GO ALREADY!

Calliope: I farted!

Lóng: I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK NOW LET'S GO!

Calliope: ..........i think i actually sharted...oopsie!

Lóng: *takes a deep breath*I'm about to loose my shit right now..

Calliope: I lost mine too...but......in another way....